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data-end=\"718\"\u003eJust cake, good people, questionable music choices and absolutely zero responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eIf you're looking for a funny birthday card for the friend who'd rather celebrate with snacks than a five-point life plan, this one's got their name all over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"930\"\u003eBecause the to-do list can wait until tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who treat birthdays like an annual festival\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who deserves a day off from absolutely everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople whose love language is cake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone who'd rather have good vibes than surprise parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" 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No poems about friendship. 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order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp 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