{"title":"Romantic(ish)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your fave human to show them you care.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-your-biggest-fan-card-funny-alan-partridge-inspired-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"I'm Your Biggest Fan Card | Funny Alan Partridge Inspired Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"519\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for someone with an incredibly specific sense of humour is genuinely stressful.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eBecause if they like Alan Partridge, they're probably not going to appreciate a card with a Labrador wearing a party hat on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eThis is for the people who still quote British comedy from twenty years ago, say \"A-ha!\" at every available opportunity and somehow manage to work Partridge into completely unrelated conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eIn other words... your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eWhether it's for a birthday or simply because you saw it and immediately thought of someone, this is the sort of card that feels like an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eAnd let's be honest, those are always the best ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ra5rcq\" data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eAlan Partridge fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fepjg2\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eLovers of classic British comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3riasy\" data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eFriends with an encyclopaedic knowledge of sitcom quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yeg52u\" data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eBirthdays and \"this reminded me of you\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17bcpxi\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003ePeople who appreciate niche humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1732\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI love making cards that make one person in particular immediately spring to mind.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1772\"\u003eNot because they say \"I Love You.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003eBecause they remind you of that mate who'll interrupt a perfectly normal conversation to quote Alan Partridge, and somehow everyone just accepts that's who they are now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eThose are my favourite kinds of cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"2029\"\u003eThe ones where you see the design and think,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003e\"Well... I've got absolutely no choice but to buy that for Dave.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403627499901,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Biggest-Fan-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"youre-still-cool-af-card-funny-birthday-card-sweary-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"You're Still Cool AF Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sweary Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"411\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying birthday cards for genuinely cool people is harder than it should be.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eThe card aisle seems to think everyone over thirty suddenly develops an obsession with gardening, golf or prosecco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eSome people just... don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eThey still wear band t-shirts they've had for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eThey've somehow got cooler with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eAnd while everyone else is talking about sensible hobbies, they're still introducing you to new music and convincing you to come out for \"just one drink\" (which is almost never just one drink).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eThis card is for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"889\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i55k4b\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eYour effortlessly cool best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t01yrl\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eBirthdays without the cheesy clichés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ep4zs\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eMusic lovers, elder emos and alternative souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8clvxo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eThe friend who's ageing suspiciously well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jwlqe7\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eAnyone who's still got excellent taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1514\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery friendship group has one person who somehow refuses to become a proper adult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eNot in a \"forgets to pay their council tax\" way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eMore in a \"still discovers incredible bands before everyone else, looks annoyingly good in leather jackets and somehow makes Docs work with absolutely everything\" kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eThis is the card you buy when \"Happy Birthday\" just doesn't quite cover it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1839\"\u003eBecause honestly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eGetting older is compulsory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eGetting boring is a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403652895101,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-CoolAF-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"lets-kiss-all-the-time-disco-occasionally-card-harry-styles-inspired-anniversary-card-alternative-love-card","title":"Let's Kiss All The Time \u0026 Disco Occasionally Card | 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data-start=\"937\"\u003eIt's for the couples who fell in love at gigs, who communicate almost exclusively through songs, and who think the best nights usually end with someone saying, \u003cem data-end=\"1110\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003e\"One more?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1276\" data-start=\"1112\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day or just reminding someone they're your favourite person, this card says it without getting all... cringe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1298\" data-start=\"1278\" data-section-id=\"52sl3o\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1298\" data-start=\"1282\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1461\" data-start=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1318\" data-start=\"1299\" data-section-id=\"grf7gm\"\u003eHarry Styles fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"1319\" data-section-id=\"yijf6q\"\u003eMusic-loving couples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1357\" data-start=\"1342\" data-section-id=\"13rzcxq\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1375\" data-start=\"1358\" data-section-id=\"19ddzd2\"\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1399\" data-start=\"1376\" data-section-id=\"1uiddhp\"\u003eYour favourite person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1461\" data-start=\"1400\" data-section-id=\"15qcsg1\"\u003eAnyone who believes a good playlist fixes almost everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1573\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1325\" data-start=\"1306\" data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1326\" data-section-id=\"1svyf07\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1415\" data-start=\"1374\" data-section-id=\"18stchi\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1451\" data-start=\"1416\" data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1452\" data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1524\" data-start=\"1483\" data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1573\" data-start=\"1525\" data-section-id=\"1krim1e\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"\" data-end=\"1601\" data-start=\"1575\" data-section-id=\"14eucao\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1601\" data-start=\"1578\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"246\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eI reckon every couple has a soundtrack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"289\" data-start=\"248\"\u003eNot in a cheesy film montage kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"380\" data-start=\"291\"\u003eMore in a \u003cem data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\"this came on in the car and now we're both screaming the words\"\u003c\/em\u003e kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"471\" data-start=\"382\"\u003eOr the song that always reminds you of that festival where it absolutely chucked it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"538\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eOr the one you always end up putting on after a couple of drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eIf you've ever looked at someone halfway through a song because \u003cem data-end=\"624\" data-start=\"604\"\u003e\"this is our tune\"\u003c\/em\u003e...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e...this card's probably for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"739\" data-start=\"664\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403655909757,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Disco-Occasionally-Card.png?v=1784292764"},{"product_id":"ur-still-my-fave-notification-card-funny-love-card-anniversary-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"Ur Still My Fave Notification Card | Funny Love Card | Anniversary Card | Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"3lmmnt\" data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eUr Still My Fave Notification x\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" 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notification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"902\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16m0hk2\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eYour boyfriend, girlfriend or partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13rzcxq\" data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"958\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ddzd2\" data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i1ottn\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eLong-distance relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"160t3gc\" data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eCouples who text approximately 400 times a day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1473\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when your phone buzzes and you instinctively glance at it...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003e...and you're ever so slightly disappointed when it's your bank telling you you've spent too much money 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message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1782\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI'm a sucker for a film quote.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" 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data-end=\"587\"\u003e\"Yeah, this folded bit of card will do.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eWhich is exactly why I made this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eNo over-the-top sentiment. No poems about friendship. No paragraphs about how you've changed someone's life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eJust a professionally folded acknowledgement that something happened, and I noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eHonestly, sometimes that's all anyone needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"890\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"890\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pdfcq2\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eCelebrating absolutely anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tddbh8\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eFriends with dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cbmzp\" data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003ePeople who hate overly sentimental cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vyksuh\" data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eCoworkers (when you can't risk being sincere)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vkpm7n\" data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eLovers of deadpan humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eI don't know when greeting cards became a competition to see who could write the most emotionally overwhelming message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003eSometimes you just want to say \u003cem data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/em\u003e without pretending they're your guiding light and greatest inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003eThis card gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eIt's for people who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, slightly awkward humour and the shared understanding that buying a card is basically just proving you remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430286561661,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Special-Occasion-Acknowledgement-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"youre-my-favourite-emotional-support-human-card-funny-friendship-card-best-friend-card-thinking-of-you-card-emotional-support-card","title":"You're My Favourite Emotional Support Human Card | Funny Friendship Card | Best Friend Card | Thinking of You Card | Emotional Support Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"284\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI've never really understood why humans are expected to deal with life on their own.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eEveryone needs that one person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eThe one you send thirty-seven voice notes to instead of going to therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eThe one who gets a \u003cem data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e\"can I have your opinion on something?\"\u003c\/em\u003e text and immediately knows they're about to be involved in something ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eThe one who'll happily hype you up, talk you down, or send you a meme depending on what's required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eThis card is for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eThe unofficial emotional support human who somehow keeps your life held together with screenshots, snacks and surprisingly good advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"819\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"819\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i7f0jv\" data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eYour best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"egx0gn\" data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eYour partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"60inq7\" data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eYour emotional support human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7cec33\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eLong-distance friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kgmn8d\" data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eThinking of you gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"53ddo4\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eThank you cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"21gm2j\" data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eThe person who's seen every version of you and stuck around anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eSome people bring flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003eSome people bring wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eSome people simply reply to your 2am spiral with \u003cem data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\"Right, let's unpack this.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003eThose people deserve cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430290297213,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Support-Human-Smiley-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"im-so-glad-we-trauma-bonded-card-funny-friendship-card-best-friend-card-just-because-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"I'm So Glad We Trauma Bonded Card | Funny Friendship Card | Best Friend Card | Just Because Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"562\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know that friend who witnessed one of your most embarrassing life moments...\u003cspan 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data-end=\"1256\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"155o2nn\" data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eYour funniest friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f13ll9\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eSomeone who's seen far too much of your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eb88uy\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eAnyone with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1691\" 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Title","offer_id":58430304223613,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Trauma-Bonded-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"youre-alright-i-suppose-card-funny-anniversary-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-dry-humour-greeting-card-alternative-card","title":"You're Alright, I Suppose Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Dry Humour Greeting Card | Alternative Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"223\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people write heartfelt essays in greetings cards.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"276\"\u003eI would rather be physically launched into the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eThis card is for those of us who show affection through relentless sarcasm and pretending we don't care that much. 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