{"title":"It's a....baby!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your bestie, sibling, mother, father, aunt, uncle, work pal and anyone else who you like enough to congratulate on their new arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-new-baby-card-new-parent-card-baby-wipes-greeting-card-congratulations-on-your-new-baby","title":"Funny New Baby Card | New Parent Card | Baby Wipes Greeting Card | Congratulations on Your New Baby","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"620\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for new parents is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eYour options are usually a teddy bear, a pair of tiny feet or something that says \u003cem data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\"Congratulations on Your Precious Bundle of Joy\"\u003c\/em\u003e in swirly writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eLovely? Sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eMemorable? Not really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eThis one skips the clichés and gets straight to the important life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eBecause if there's one thing every parent discovers very quickly, it's that baby wipes can solve approximately 97% of life's problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating a new arrival, a baby shower or congratulating sleep-deprived friends on keeping a tiny human alive, this card is guaranteed to get more of a laugh than another pastel giraffe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b4g4lq\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003eFriends who've just welcomed a new baby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b18rw7\" data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oanj3f\" data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eNew mums and dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1md40rd\" data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eColleagues heading off on maternity or paternity leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41fefj\" data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates realistic parenting humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1771\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003eNobody remembers who bought the beige teddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eThey \u003cem data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e remember the card that made them laugh while they were surviving on cold coffee and approximately forty-five minutes of sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003eI love making cards that feel like they're from an actual person rather than a greeting card factory. 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slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2554\" data-end=\"2614\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when you buy a really funny card because you think,\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2635\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2635\"\u003e\"That's so them.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2637\" data-end=\"2720\"\u003e...and then immediately realise you've got to write something equally funny 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No poems about friendship. 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order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-end=\"434\"\u003eThis card isn't here to pretend you'll be getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep anytime soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eIt's here to congratulate the new parents on their adorable little bundle of joy... and gently acknowledge that said bundle is about to become a full-time sleep deprivation consultant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eTiny? Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eCute? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"739\"\u003eCapable of running your entire household on approximately four hours' sleep? Also yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"761\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qnvi8r\" data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eNew parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b18rw7\" data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c5gojd\" data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eMaternity leave gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f530td\" data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"840\"\u003ePregnancy announcements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"unk11y\" data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eFriends with a good sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13m58bp\" data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eFirst-time parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"67qxxy\" data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eParents who appreciate sarcasm more than sentiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eThe baby cards in the shops always seem to feature teddy bears, clouds and promises that every moment is precious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eWhich is lovely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003eBut so is acknowledging that the tiny human who's just arrived is about to absolutely destroy everyone's sleep schedule for the foreseeable future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1563\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eI reckon both things can be true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1673\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430292361597,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Tiny-Sleep-Thief-Card.png?v=1784292762"}],"url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/collections\/birthday-copy-2.oembed","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}