{"title":"Grown Up Life Stuff","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your lover, bestie, sibling, mother, father, aunt, uncle, work pal and anyone else who you want to congratulate on a new home, job or graduation.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"proud-of-you-you-chaotic-goblin-card-funny-congratulations-card-alternative-encouragement-card","title":"Proud of You, You Chaotic Goblin Card | Funny Congratulations Card | Alternative Encouragement Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"827\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone absolutely smashes something...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e...and your first instinct isn't to say, \u003cem data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\"Congratulations on your incredible achievement.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hvo0az\" data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eFriends who deserve hyping up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11se56u\" data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eCelebrating new jobs, promotions and graduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"monngt\" data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eSomeone who's achieved something massive (or survived something massive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11sz7hf\" data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eYour favourite ADHD friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1amax0v\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAnyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2016\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2053\"\u003eSome people say \"I'm proud of you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eBut 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ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eThey're not just your bridesmaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eThey're the person who'll remind you to eat breakfast, hold your bouquet while you panic, tell you your eyeliner looks great (even if you've cried it off twice) and quietly tell your weird uncle to do one if the situation calls for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eThat's emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k7y9b2\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eAlternative bridesmaids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4k33cu\" data-start=\"1580\" 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and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430235804029,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Proud-of-You-New-Job-Graduation-Card_a4d90754-1b71-433a-9b7d-45f4fc1431cb.png?v=1784735543"},{"product_id":"please-enjoy-this-professionally-folded-acknowledgement-card-funny-greetings-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-card","title":"Please Enjoy This Professionally Folded Acknowledgement Card | Funny Greetings Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"452\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying cards is weird when you think about it.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eYou stand in a 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No poems about friendship. No paragraphs about how you've changed someone's life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eJust a professionally folded acknowledgement that something happened, and I noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eHonestly, sometimes that's all anyone needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"890\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"890\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pdfcq2\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eCelebrating absolutely anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tddbh8\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eFriends with dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cbmzp\" data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003ePeople who hate overly sentimental cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vyksuh\" data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eCoworkers (when you can't risk being sincere)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vkpm7n\" data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eLovers of deadpan humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eI don't know when greeting cards became a competition to see who could write the most emotionally overwhelming message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003eSometimes you just want to say \u003cem data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/em\u003e without pretending they're your guiding light and greatest inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003eThis card gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eIt's for people who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, slightly awkward humour and the shared understanding that buying a card is basically just proving you remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430286561661,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Special-Occasion-Acknowledgement-Card.png?v=1784292761"}],"url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/collections\/birthday-copy-3.oembed","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}