{"title":"Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your lover, bestie, sibling, mother, father, aunt, uncle, work pal and anyone else who you like enough to wish them well in card form.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-whats-my-age-again-alternative-birthday-card-pop-punk-inspired-greeting-card","title":"Funny Birthday Card | What's My Age Again? | Alternative Birthday Card | Pop Punk Inspired Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"390\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGetting older is weird.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eOne minute you're staying out until 3am because you \u003cem data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"450\"\u003ewant\u003c\/em\u003e to, and the next you're excited because you've remembered to defrost something for tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eNobody really knows what age they're supposed to feel anyway, so here's a birthday card for the people who still quote Blink-182 on a regular basis and refuse to accept that the early 2000s were actually... quite a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eIt's colourful, nostalgic and significantly more fun than a picture of some balloons with \"Happy Birthday\" written underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eBecause if you're going to remind someone they're getting older, you might as well make them laugh while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7nm2rf\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eElder emos who still know every word to \u003cem data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eWhat's My Age Again?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10ko3d5\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eFriends who insist they're still twenty-five\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m5cveu\" data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003ePop punk fans and music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k2mq3e\" data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eAnyone celebrating another lap around the sun (whether they like it or not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fgde41\" data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003ePeople who deserve a birthday card with actual personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"iutrgg\" data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003eI've never understood why birthday cards are either painfully sentimental or look like they were designed for someone without a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1840\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eWhere are the cards for people who still have the same music taste they had at sixteen, own more band t-shirts than sensible jumpers and somehow keep pulling a muscle from sleeping awkwardly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eThat's where this one comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio. Thanks for supporting my tiny business—it genuinely means the world.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403481616765,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Age-Again-Card_ad0e1980-b801-4deb-ad5a-3b9600bc7543.png?v=1784297305"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cake-vibes-no-admin-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card |  Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"553\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBirthdays should come with one universal rule:\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"564\" class=\"\"\u003eNo admin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1532\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1696\"\u003eI don't know who needs to hear this, but birthdays are not the day to be answering emails, organising group chats or remembering you've run out of washing powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eThey're for eating an unreasonable amount of cake, pretending calories don't count for twenty-four hours and doing precisely as much (or as little) as you fancy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1861\" data-end=\"1915\"\u003eThat's the energy this card was designed to celebrate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1917\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003ePrinted, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403498262909,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birthday-Todays-Card-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"age-update-installed-card-funny-birthday-card-adulting-failed-greeting-card","title":"Age Update Installed Card | Funny Birthday Card | Adulting Failed Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f6tj7s\" data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eAge Update Installed. Adulting? Still loading...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eYou know when you suddenly realise you're technically a grown-up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"544\"\u003e...but you still Google things like \u003cem data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"525\"\u003e\"how long do you cook broccoli?\"\u003c\/em\u003e every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eOr you catch yourself looking around for \"the adult in charge\" before remembering that horrifyingly... it's supposed to be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eThis card is for that friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eThe one who's getting another year older but still hasn't figured out pensions, taxes or why fitted sheets are so aggressively difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"989\"\u003eBecause birthdays might keep turning up every year, but \"having your life together\" feels like a software update that's been pending since 2008.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9x9tdk\" data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eFriends who refuse to grow up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qp9ux4\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eMillennials navigating adulthood one panic at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10rj2d0\" data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003eBirthdays with a healthy dose of nostalgia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"152rdlt\" data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003eThe person who still feels twenty-three on the inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yf604e\" data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eAnyone who'd happily click \u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eIgnore Reminder\u003c\/strong\u003e on adulthood forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1764\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEveryone knows someone whose personality is at least 65% Taylor Swift references.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1919\"\u003eThey're the first to decode Easter eggs, they have very strong opinions about surprise songs, and somehow every life event can be linked back to a lyric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eIf that's the person you're buying for, congratulations—you've just found a birthday card they'll probably appreciate almost as much as being told \u003cem data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\"the surprise songs are out.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2176\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003eIt's basically a celebration of making it this far with nothing more than caffeine, good intentions and the occasional existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2087\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403617472893,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birth-Tay-Card.png?v=1784292763"},{"product_id":"all-things-considered-youre-ageing-surprisingly-well-card-funny-birthday-card-sarcastic-birthday-card","title":"All Things Considered, You're Ageing Surprisingly Well Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"405\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card gets weird once your friends hit their thirties.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"470\"\u003eYou can't call them old because... well... you're the same age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eYou don't want anything overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eAnd absolutely nobody wants another card covered in balloons telling them that \"life begins at forty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eSo instead, you go for the highest compliment your friendship is capable of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\"You're ageing surprisingly well.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eIt's supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eIt's backhanded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eIt's exactly the sort of thing that gets said between people who've been winding each other up for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"902\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7pmis1\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBest friends with a questionable sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ixevfg\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eSiblings who'll never let each other get too sentimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oz6avo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eBirthdays in your thirties, forties and beyond\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ns1win\" data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePeople who appreciate dry British humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15b7ggy\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eAnyone who'll laugh before pretending to be offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1586\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere's a very specific stage of adulthood where your birthday messages slowly evolve from...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\"Hope all your dreams come true!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e...to...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\"Fair play, you're looking alright actually.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003eAnd honestly? That feels far more genuine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eI love making cards that sound like something you'd actually say to your mates, not something copied from the inside of a generic greetings card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eIf your friendship is built on equal parts affection and relentless roasting, I think you've just found the right card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403619438973,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Ageing-Well-Card.png?v=1784294422"},{"product_id":"birthday-witches-card-funny-witch-birthday-card-alternative-gothic-birthday-card","title":"Birthday Witches Card | Funny 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data-end=\"848\"\u003eThis is their birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating your best friend, your sister or your favourite spooky human, this card is made for people who think birthdays are the perfect excuse to gather the coven, pour a cocktail and cause just a tiny bit of mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkn81f\" data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eYour witchy best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bey3cp\" data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eGothic, alternative and spooky souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"42neuj\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eHalloween lovers (all year round)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yhf3kx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eFriends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlydcn\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is 90% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eSometimes the birthday girl is more likely to turn up in chunky boots than heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003eSometimes \"birthday plans\" involve cocktails, tarot cards and making everyone watch \u003cem data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003ePractical Magic\u003c\/em\u003e for the seventeenth time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003eAnd honestly... those are exactly the people I designed this card for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403625009533,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birthday-Witches-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"im-your-biggest-fan-card-funny-alan-partridge-inspired-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"I'm Your Biggest Fan Card | Funny Alan Partridge Inspired Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"519\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for someone with an incredibly specific sense of humour is genuinely stressful.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eBecause if they like Alan Partridge, they're probably not going to appreciate a card with a Labrador wearing a party hat on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eThis is for the people who still quote British comedy from twenty years ago, say \"A-ha!\" at every available opportunity and somehow manage to work Partridge into completely unrelated conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eIn other words... your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eWhether it's for a birthday or simply because you saw it and immediately thought of someone, this is the sort of card that feels like an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eAnd let's be honest, those are always the best ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ra5rcq\" data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eAlan Partridge fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fepjg2\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eLovers of classic British comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3riasy\" data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eFriends with an encyclopaedic knowledge of sitcom quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yeg52u\" data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eBirthdays and \"this reminded me of you\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17bcpxi\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003ePeople who appreciate niche humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" 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I've got absolutely no choice but to buy that for Dave.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403627499901,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Biggest-Fan-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"youre-still-cool-af-card-funny-birthday-card-sweary-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"You're Still Cool AF Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sweary Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"411\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying birthday cards for genuinely cool people is harder than it should be.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eThe card aisle seems to think everyone over thirty suddenly develops an obsession with gardening, golf or prosecco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eSome people just... don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eThey still wear band t-shirts they've had for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eThey've somehow got cooler with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eAnd while everyone else is talking about sensible hobbies, they're still introducing you to new music and convincing you to come out for \"just one drink\" (which is almost never just one drink).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eThis card is for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"889\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i55k4b\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eYour effortlessly cool best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t01yrl\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eBirthdays without the cheesy clichés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ep4zs\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eMusic lovers, elder emos and alternative souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8clvxo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eThe friend who's ageing suspiciously well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jwlqe7\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eAnyone who's still got excellent taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1514\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery friendship group has one person who somehow refuses to become a proper adult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eNot in a \"forgets to pay their council tax\" way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eMore in a \"still discovers incredible bands before everyone else, looks annoyingly good in leather jackets and somehow makes Docs work with absolutely everything\" kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eThis is the card you buy when \"Happy Birthday\" just doesn't quite cover it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1839\"\u003eBecause honestly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eGetting older is compulsory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eGetting boring is a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403652895101,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-CoolAF-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"emotionally-devastating-playlist-card-funny-birthday-card-elder-emo-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"Emotionally Devastating Playlist Card | Funny Birthday 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card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"911\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9clii\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eMusic lovers with an unhealthy emotional attachment to playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bs6ans\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eFriends who still listen to the same bands they did at sixteen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16nxjjx\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eAnyone who says, \"This one's a no-skip album.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5klmdq\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eBirthdays with better taste than the supermarket 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a very real chance you remembered this birthday three separate times over the past month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eThen completely forgot about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eThen remembered again at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eThen forgot again until your calendar notification started shouting at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eHonestly, the fact you're here at all deserves some credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"981\"\u003eThis card is for people who know that remembering the occasion is the real gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fcgkf9\" data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eFriends with your sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16or9pz\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eColleagues you actually like\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"miwgys\" data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eSiblings who'll absolutely appreciate the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2biw0x\" data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eLast-minute gift givers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jnyn7d\" data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eAnyone who knows you're trying your best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 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