{"title":"Cards","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10166zw\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"624\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"624\"\u003eBecause some occasions deserve a better card.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eYou could buy one of those generic cards from the supermarket...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"776\"\u003eOr you could give them something they'll actually laugh at before they even open it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-whats-my-age-again-alternative-birthday-card-pop-punk-inspired-greeting-card","title":"Funny Birthday Card | What's My Age Again? | Alternative Birthday Card | Pop Punk Inspired Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"390\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGetting older is weird.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eOne minute you're staying out until 3am because you \u003cem data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"450\"\u003ewant\u003c\/em\u003e to, and the next you're excited because you've remembered to defrost something for tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eNobody really knows what age they're supposed to feel anyway, so here's a birthday card for the people who still quote Blink-182 on a regular basis and refuse to accept that the early 2000s were actually... quite a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eIt's colourful, nostalgic and significantly more fun than a picture of some balloons with \"Happy Birthday\" written underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eBecause if you're going to remind someone they're getting older, you might as well make them laugh while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7nm2rf\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eElder emos who still know every word to \u003cem data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eWhat's My Age Again?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10ko3d5\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eFriends who insist they're still twenty-five\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m5cveu\" data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003ePop punk fans and music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k2mq3e\" data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eAnyone celebrating another lap around the sun (whether they like it or not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fgde41\" data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003ePeople who deserve a birthday card with actual personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"iutrgg\" data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003eI've never understood why birthday cards are either painfully sentimental or look like they were designed for someone without a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1840\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eWhere are the cards for people who still have the same music taste they had at sixteen, own more band t-shirts than sensible jumpers and somehow keep pulling a muscle from sleeping awkwardly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eThat's where this one comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio. Thanks for supporting my tiny business—it genuinely means the world.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403481616765,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Age-Again-Card_ad0e1980-b801-4deb-ad5a-3b9600bc7543.png?v=1784297305"},{"product_id":"funny-new-baby-card-new-parent-card-baby-wipes-greeting-card-congratulations-on-your-new-baby","title":"Funny New Baby Card | New Parent Card | Baby Wipes Greeting Card | Congratulations on Your New Baby","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"620\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for new parents is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eYour options are usually a teddy bear, a pair of tiny feet or something that says \u003cem data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\"Congratulations on Your Precious Bundle of Joy\"\u003c\/em\u003e in swirly writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eLovely? Sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eMemorable? Not really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eThis one skips the clichés and gets straight to the important life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eBecause if there's one thing every parent discovers very quickly, it's that baby wipes can solve approximately 97% of life's problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating a new arrival, a baby shower or congratulating sleep-deprived friends on keeping a tiny human alive, this card is guaranteed to get more of a laugh than another pastel giraffe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b4g4lq\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003eFriends who've just welcomed a new baby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b18rw7\" data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oanj3f\" data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eNew mums and dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1md40rd\" data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eColleagues heading off on maternity or paternity leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41fefj\" data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates realistic parenting humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1771\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003eNobody remembers who bought the beige teddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eThey \u003cem data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e remember the card that made them laugh while they were surviving on cold coffee and approximately forty-five minutes of sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003eI love making cards that feel like they're from an actual person rather than a greeting card factory. Something with a bit of personality, a bit of humour and something they'll probably end up sticking on the fridge instead of quietly recycling next week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2214\" data-end=\"2289\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403489218941,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Baby-Wipes-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cake-vibes-no-admin-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card |  Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"553\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBirthdays should come with one universal rule:\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" 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data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who treat birthdays like an annual festival\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who deserves a day off from absolutely everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople whose love language is cake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone who'd rather have good vibes than surprise parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1532\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1696\"\u003eI don't know who needs to hear this, but birthdays are not the day to be answering emails, organising group chats or remembering you've run out of washing powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eThey're for eating an unreasonable amount of cake, pretending calories don't count for twenty-four hours and doing precisely as much (or 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data-end=\"1613\"\u003eYour favourite ADHD friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1amax0v\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAnyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2016\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eHere's the 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Sometimes that's even more affectionate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2221\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003eI wanted to make a card that feels like the conversations you actually have with your favourite people. The ones where you're relentlessly taking the piss out of each other one minute and being each other's biggest cheerleaders the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2460\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eIf you've got someone like that in your life, this card was made for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2611\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403519594877,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Chaotic-Goblin-Proud-Card.png?v=1784292759"},{"product_id":"age-update-installed-card-funny-birthday-card-adulting-failed-greeting-card","title":"Age Update Installed Card | Funny Birthday Card | Adulting Failed Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f6tj7s\" data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eAge Update Installed. 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Still loading...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eYou know when you suddenly realise you're technically a grown-up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"544\"\u003e...but you still Google things like \u003cem data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"525\"\u003e\"how long do you cook broccoli?\"\u003c\/em\u003e every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eOr you catch yourself looking around for \"the adult in charge\" before remembering that horrifyingly... it's supposed to be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eThis card is for that friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eThe one who's getting another year older but still hasn't figured out pensions, taxes or why fitted sheets are so aggressively 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data-end=\"1199\"\u003eThe person who still feels twenty-three on the inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yf604e\" data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eAnyone who'd happily click \u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eIgnore Reminder\u003c\/strong\u003e on adulthood forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-section-id=\"7656zj\" data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eBirthday gifts for the Swiftie in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14talzk\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates a good musical pun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1764\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEveryone knows someone whose personality is at least 65% Taylor Swift references.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1919\"\u003eThey're the first to decode Easter eggs, they have very strong opinions about surprise songs, and somehow every life event can be linked back to a lyric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eIf that's the person you're buying for, congratulations—you've just found a birthday card they'll probably appreciate almost as much as being told \u003cem data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\"the surprise songs are out.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2176\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003eIt's basically a celebration of making 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humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15b7ggy\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eAnyone who'll laugh before pretending to be offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1586\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere's a very specific stage of adulthood where your birthday messages slowly 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data-end=\"848\"\u003eThis is their birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating your best friend, your sister or your favourite spooky human, this card is made for people who think birthdays are the perfect excuse to gather the coven, pour a cocktail and cause just a tiny bit of mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkn81f\" data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eYour witchy best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bey3cp\" data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eGothic, alternative and spooky souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"42neuj\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eHalloween lovers (all year round)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yhf3kx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eFriends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlydcn\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is 90% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eSometimes the birthday girl is more likely to turn up in chunky boots than heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003eSometimes \"birthday plans\" involve cocktails, tarot cards and making everyone watch \u003cem data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003ePractical Magic\u003c\/em\u003e for the seventeenth time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003eAnd honestly... those are exactly the people I designed this card for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403625009533,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birthday-Witches-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"im-your-biggest-fan-card-funny-alan-partridge-inspired-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"I'm Your Biggest Fan Card | Funny Alan Partridge Inspired Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"519\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for someone with an incredibly specific sense of humour is genuinely stressful.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eBecause if they like Alan Partridge, they're probably not going to appreciate a card with a Labrador wearing a party hat on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eThis is for the people who still quote British comedy from twenty years ago, say \"A-ha!\" at every available opportunity and somehow manage to work Partridge into completely unrelated conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eIn other words... your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eWhether it's for a birthday or simply because you saw it and immediately thought of someone, this is the sort of card that feels like an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eAnd let's be honest, those are always the best ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ra5rcq\" data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eAlan Partridge fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fepjg2\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eLovers of classic British comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3riasy\" data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eFriends with an encyclopaedic knowledge of sitcom quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yeg52u\" data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eBirthdays and \"this reminded me of you\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17bcpxi\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003ePeople who appreciate niche humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1732\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI love making cards that make one person in particular immediately spring to mind.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1772\"\u003eNot because they say \"I Love You.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003eBecause they remind you of that mate who'll interrupt a perfectly normal conversation to quote Alan Partridge, and somehow everyone just accepts that's who they are now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eThose are my favourite kinds of cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"2029\"\u003eThe ones where you see the design and think,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003e\"Well... I've got absolutely no choice but to buy that for Dave.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403627499901,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Biggest-Fan-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"wishing-you-endless-cosy-evenings-card-cosy-greetings-card-thinking-of-you-card-new-home-card","title":"Wishing You Endless Cosy Evenings Card | Cosy Greetings Card | Thinking of You Card | New Home Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"623\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome cards are for big milestones.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eNew jobs. Weddings. Birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eAnd then there are the moments that don't really have a spot in the card aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"807\"\u003eLike when your mate has finally moved into a place that feels like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eOr they've had a rubbish few months and you just want to remind them to slow down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"961\"\u003eOr you simply want to say, \u003cem data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e\"I hope life is kind to you for a bit.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eThat's what this card is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eBecause honestly, there aren't many better feelings than clean pyjamas, a cup of tea that's still hot, the candles lit, and deciding that yes... one more episode won't hurt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t06fg4\" data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eNew home gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mi9je9\" data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eThinking of you moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"l67if4\" data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eBirthdays for homebodies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jcjahm\" data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eFriends who treat staying in as a hobby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"npjj4q\" data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eAnyone who believes plans can absolutely be cancelled in favour of the sofa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1713\" data-end=\"1798\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWe all reached the age where being invited out isn't always the best news.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1800\" data-end=\"1969\"\u003eSometimes the perfect evening is cancelling plans, putting fresh bedding on, making a brew and watching \"just one more episode\" until Netflix asks if you're still there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1971\" data-end=\"2074\"\u003eIf 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data-end=\"889\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"889\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i55k4b\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eYour effortlessly cool best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t01yrl\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eBirthdays without the cheesy clichés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ep4zs\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eMusic lovers, elder emos and alternative souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8clvxo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eThe friend who's ageing suspiciously well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jwlqe7\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eAnyone who's still got excellent taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1514\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery friendship group has one person who somehow refuses to become a proper adult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eNot in a \"forgets to pay their council tax\" way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eMore in a \"still discovers incredible bands before everyone else, looks annoyingly good in leather jackets and somehow makes Docs work with absolutely everything\" kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eThis is the card you buy when \"Happy Birthday\" just doesn't quite cover it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1839\"\u003eBecause honestly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eGetting older is compulsory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eGetting boring is a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403652895101,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-CoolAF-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"lets-kiss-all-the-time-disco-occasionally-card-harry-styles-inspired-anniversary-card-alternative-love-card","title":"Let's Kiss All The Time \u0026 Disco Occasionally Card | 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data-start=\"937\"\u003eIt's for the couples who fell in love at gigs, who communicate almost exclusively through songs, and who think the best nights usually end with someone saying, \u003cem data-end=\"1110\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003e\"One more?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1276\" data-start=\"1112\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day or just reminding someone they're your favourite person, this card says it without getting all... cringe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1298\" data-start=\"1278\" data-section-id=\"52sl3o\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1298\" data-start=\"1282\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1461\" data-start=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1318\" data-start=\"1299\" data-section-id=\"grf7gm\"\u003eHarry Styles fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"1319\" 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Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1415\" data-start=\"1374\" data-section-id=\"18stchi\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1451\" data-start=\"1416\" data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1452\" data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1524\" data-start=\"1483\" data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1573\" data-start=\"1525\" data-section-id=\"1krim1e\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"\" data-end=\"1601\" data-start=\"1575\" data-section-id=\"14eucao\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1601\" data-start=\"1578\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"246\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eI reckon every couple has a soundtrack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"289\" data-start=\"248\"\u003eNot in a cheesy film montage kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"380\" data-start=\"291\"\u003eMore in a \u003cem data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\"this came on in the car and now we're both screaming the words\"\u003c\/em\u003e kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"471\" data-start=\"382\"\u003eOr the song that always reminds you of that festival where it absolutely chucked it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"538\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eOr the one you always end up putting on after a couple of drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eIf you've ever looked at someone halfway through a song because \u003cem data-end=\"624\" data-start=\"604\"\u003e\"this is our tune\"\u003c\/em\u003e...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e...this card's probably for 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data-end=\"924\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9clii\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eMusic lovers with an unhealthy emotional attachment to playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bs6ans\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eFriends who still listen to the same bands they did at sixteen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16nxjjx\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eAnyone who says, \"This one's a no-skip album.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5klmdq\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eBirthdays with better taste than the supermarket card aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"172ld2n\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003eFriends going through a tough time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t7pgmg\" data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003eSending a little encouragement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14qv16q\" data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eSomeone who could do with a reminder they're not doing life on their own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ppkl0u\" data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eThose moments that don't really fit into a greetings card category\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" 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data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2554\" data-end=\"2614\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when you buy a really funny card because you think,\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2635\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2635\"\u003e\"That's so them.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2637\" data-end=\"2720\"\u003e...and then immediately realise you've got to write something equally funny inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2722\" data-end=\"2745\"\u003eThe pressure is unreal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2747\" data-end=\"2791\"\u003eThis card removes at least half the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2793\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003eThe front's already done the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003eThe inside's between you and your biro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2954\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403777184125,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-I-Remembered-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"lifes-a-bit-shit-sometimes-card-thinking-of-you-card-funny-support-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Life's A Bit Shit Sometimes Card | Thinking of You Card | Funny Support Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI don't know who needs to hear this...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"585\"\u003e...but you're actually allowed to admit when things just aren't fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eNot every bad week is a \"lesson\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"665\"\u003eNot every setback is \"part of the journey\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eSometimes life's just having you on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eIf you're buying this card, chances are someone popped straight into your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eMaybe they've had bad news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eMaybe work's been relentless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eMaybe they're going through something they never signed up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eOr maybe everything's just felt a bit... much lately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eWhatever it is, this card says something we don't tell people often enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003e\"This is crap. I'm thinking of you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g18zoy\" data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eThinking of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1btoof\" data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eTough times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17lokq5\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003eBurnout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n8zpdk\" data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eFriendship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sdu9d1\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eThose moments that don't come with their own card aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1565\" data-end=\"1632\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone's going through it and everyone keeps saying,\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\"Everything happens for a 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