{"title":"Elder Emo Club Tees","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-black-parade-unisex-tee-anti-establishment-t-shirt-emo-apparel-music-fan-gift-vintage-style-shirt-concert-wear","title":"The Black Parade T-Shirt | Elder Emo Graphic Tee | Alternative Band Inspired Clothing | Sad Disco Club","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"676\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome albums aren't just albums... they're personality traits.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eIf your teenage years involved black eyeliner, band hoodies and dramatically staring out of bus windows with headphones on, chances are this one needs absolutely no introduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eBlack Parade Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a subtle nod to one of the most iconic albums in alternative music. 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It's weird, a little dark, and exactly the sort of thing that sparks a \"where did you get that?\" conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eDesigned by me (Amy!) in Yorkshire and professionally printed to order, because cool t-shirts deserve to be made responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1erfvl8\" data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eWhy it's printed to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1281\" class=\"\"\u003eEvery t-shirt is professionally printed especially for you once you place your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eRather than ordering stacks of stock that might never sell, printing to order helps reduce waste and means your tee hasn't been sitting in a warehouse waiting for someone to give it a good home. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y18rx0\" data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wafel2\" data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eElder emos who still know every word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5qh187\" data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003eAlternative music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13bpgyc\" data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eGig-goers and festival regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1af1nu1\" data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eFans of gothic, tattoo-inspired artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dj8cdl\" data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1768\"\u003ePeople who cope with dark humour and even darker playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3uohjl\" data-start=\"1769\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is approximately 93% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"wxcgsz\" data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yhq7y9\" data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eSoft unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nhns43\" data-start=\"1870\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1okqitz\" data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1935\"\u003eAvailable in a range of sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w3q59t\" data-start=\"1936\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eDesigned by Sad Disco Club in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13x6efn\" data-start=\"1978\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003ePrinted especially for you to help reduce unnecessary waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eThanks for supporting my tiny one-woman business. 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You're among friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eMy Chemical Imbalance Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a subtle nod to elder emo life, chaotic brains and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. 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