{"title":"Wedding Squad Proposal","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards to ask your favourite people to be a part of your big day.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"will-you-be-part-of-my-emotional-support-team-card-funny-bridesmaid-proposal-card-alternative-wedding-card","title":"Will You Be Part of My Emotional Support Team? 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ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eThey're not just your bridesmaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eThey're the person who'll remind you to eat breakfast, hold your bouquet while you panic, tell you your eyeliner looks great (even if you've cried it off twice) and quietly tell your weird uncle to do one if the situation calls for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eThat's emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k7y9b2\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eAlternative bridesmaids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4k33cu\" data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eMaid of Honour proposals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6o40f7\" data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003eYour emo best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cg4xch\" data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eThe friend who's been there since the MySpace days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hzjn99\" data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003eThe person who's survived every era of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nobc6a\" data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eChosen family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the 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think,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e\"Oh, they'd find that funny.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"706\"\u003eThat's usually how it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eThe best relationships aren't all grand gestures and slow-motion movie moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eThey're sending each other stupid reels from opposite ends of the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eTexting \"do we need anything from Tesco?\" followed by fourteen completely unrelated messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eKnowing exactly how they take their tea but somehow still stealing their chips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eThis card is for that kind of love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1075\" 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relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11z5zvm\" data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003eLong-term loves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18sfsx6\" data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003eAnyone who'd appreciate a Love Actually nod\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own 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data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i7f0jv\" data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eYour best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"60inq7\" data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eYour emotional support human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rlqwbo\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003eRide-or-die friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qlaajb\" data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eGalentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"155o2nn\" data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eYour funniest friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f13ll9\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eSomeone who's seen far too much of your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eb88uy\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eAnyone with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eBlank inside for your own 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