{"title":"Anniversary \u0026 Romatic(ish) Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your special person to express your love on special occasions, or as a just because.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cake-vibes-no-admin-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card |  Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"553\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBirthdays should come with one universal rule:\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"564\" class=\"\"\u003eNo admin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eNo awkward phone calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eNo \"quick favour while I've got you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eJust cake, good people, questionable music choices and absolutely zero responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eIf you're looking for a funny birthday card for the friend who'd rather celebrate with snacks than a five-point life plan, this one's got their name all over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"930\"\u003eBecause the to-do list can wait until tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who treat birthdays like an annual festival\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who deserves a day off from absolutely everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople whose love language is cake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone who'd rather have good vibes than surprise parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1532\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1696\"\u003eI don't know who needs to hear this, but birthdays are not the day to be answering emails, organising group chats or remembering you've run out of washing powder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eThey're for eating an unreasonable amount of cake, pretending calories don't count for twenty-four hours and doing precisely as much (or as little) as you fancy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1861\" data-end=\"1915\"\u003eThat's the energy this card was designed to celebrate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1917\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003ePrinted, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default 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data-end=\"1199\"\u003eThe person who still feels twenty-three on the inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yf604e\" data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eAnyone who'd happily click \u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eIgnore Reminder\u003c\/strong\u003e on adulthood forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp 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Title","offer_id":58403614196093,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Age-Update-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"all-things-considered-youre-ageing-surprisingly-well-card-funny-birthday-card-sarcastic-birthday-card","title":"All Things Considered, You're Ageing Surprisingly Well Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"405\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card gets weird once your friends hit their thirties.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"470\"\u003eYou can't call them old because... well... you're the same age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eYou don't want anything overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eAnd absolutely nobody wants another card covered in balloons telling them that \"life begins at forty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eSo instead, you go for the highest compliment your friendship is capable of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\"You're ageing surprisingly well.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eIt's supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eIt's backhanded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eIt's exactly the sort of thing that gets said between people who've been winding each other up for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"902\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7pmis1\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBest friends with a questionable sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ixevfg\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eSiblings who'll never let each other get too sentimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oz6avo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eBirthdays in your thirties, forties and beyond\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ns1win\" data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePeople who appreciate dry British humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15b7ggy\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eAnyone who'll laugh before pretending to be offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected 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That feels far more genuine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eI love making cards that sound like something you'd actually say to your mates, not something copied from the inside of a generic greetings card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eIf your friendship is built on equal parts affection and relentless roasting, I think you've just found the right card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403619438973,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Ageing-Well-Card.png?v=1784294422"},{"product_id":"birthday-witches-card-funny-witch-birthday-card-alternative-gothic-birthday-card","title":"Birthday Witches Card | Funny 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lovers (all year round)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yhf3kx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eFriends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlydcn\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is 90% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1740\" 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data-start=\"1376\" data-section-id=\"1uiddhp\"\u003eYour favourite person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1461\" data-start=\"1400\" data-section-id=\"15qcsg1\"\u003eAnyone who believes a good playlist fixes almost everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1573\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1325\" data-start=\"1306\" data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1326\" data-section-id=\"1svyf07\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1415\" data-start=\"1374\" data-section-id=\"18stchi\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1451\" data-start=\"1416\" data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eI don't know when greeting cards became a competition to see who could write the most emotionally overwhelming message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003eSometimes you just want to say \u003cem data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/em\u003e without pretending they're your guiding light and greatest inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003eThis card gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eIt's for people who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, slightly awkward humour and the shared understanding that buying a card is basically just proving you remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default 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for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i7f0jv\" data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eYour best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"egx0gn\" data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eYour partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"60inq7\" data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eYour emotional support human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7cec33\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eLong-distance friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kgmn8d\" data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eThinking of you gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"53ddo4\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eThank you cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"21gm2j\" data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eThe person 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a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eSome people bring flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003eSome people bring wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eSome people simply reply to your 2am spiral with \u003cem data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\"Right, let's unpack this.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-end=\"1256\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"155o2nn\" data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eYour funniest friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f13ll9\" data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eSomeone who's seen far too much of your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eb88uy\" data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eAnyone with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire 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Geese are terrifying. They're essentially tiny dinosaurs with absolutely no regard for the rules of society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut that's how much I care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause saying, \u003cem\u003e\"I appreciate your friendship and value your presence in my life\"\u003c\/em\u003e is all well and good, but promising to defend someone against an angry goose? 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