{"title":"Feel Better","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your lover, bestie, sibling, mother, father, aunt, uncle, work pal and anyone else who you want to wish well following an illness or surgery.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"proud-of-you-you-chaotic-goblin-card-funny-congratulations-card-alternative-encouragement-card","title":"Proud of You, You Chaotic Goblin Card | Funny Congratulations Card | Alternative Encouragement Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"827\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone absolutely smashes something...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e...and your first instinct isn't to say, \u003cem data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\"Congratulations on your incredible achievement.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eIt's more...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\"Look at you go, you absolute gremlin.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eThat's exactly who this card is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eWhether they've landed a new job, passed an exam, graduated, started therapy, left a rubbish relationship or simply managed to keep all the plates spinning this week, this card celebrates them in the only acceptable way: with affection, encouragement and a tiny bit of gentle bullying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eBecause sometimes \"I'm proud of you\" means so much more when it's followed by \"you chaotic goblin.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hvo0az\" data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eFriends who deserve hyping up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11se56u\" data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eCelebrating new jobs, promotions and graduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"monngt\" data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eSomeone who's achieved something massive (or survived something massive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11sz7hf\" data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eYour favourite ADHD friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1amax0v\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAnyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2016\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2053\"\u003eSome people say \"I'm proud of you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eBut the best friends usually say something 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Sometimes that's even more affectionate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2221\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003eI wanted to make a card that feels like the conversations you actually have with your favourite people. The ones where you're relentlessly taking the piss out of each other one minute and being each other's biggest cheerleaders the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2460\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eIf you've got someone like that in your life, this card was made for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2611\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403519594877,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Chaotic-Goblin-Proud-Card.png?v=1784292759"},{"product_id":"sending-emotional-support-in-card-form-card-thinking-of-you-card-funny-support-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Sending Emotional Support in Card Form Card | Thinking of You Card | Funny Support Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"499\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSometimes flowers don't feel right.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"600\"\u003eSometimes a text saying \u003cem data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"561\"\u003e\"Let me know if you need anything\"\u003c\/em\u003e feels a bit... impossible to reply to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eSometimes you just want someone to know you're thinking about them without making it into a big thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"738\"\u003eThat's where this card comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eWhether they've had a rubbish week, started a new job, had some bad news, are burnt out, overwhelmed, or just need reminding that someone's in their corner, this is emotional support... in card form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"970\"\u003eNo awkward speeches required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"992\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mi9je9\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eThinking of you moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"172ld2n\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003eFriends going through a tough time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t7pgmg\" data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003eSending a little encouragement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14qv16q\" data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eSomeone who could do with a reminder they're not doing life on their own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ppkl0u\" data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eThose moments that don't really fit into a greetings card category\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003eI think we've all had those weeks where someone asks, \u003cem data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003e\"How are you?\"\u003c\/em\u003e and you don't even know where to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1678\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003eYou don't necessarily need advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1762\"\u003eYou don't need someone trying to fix everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003eSometimes you just need a card turning up through the letterbox that reminds you someone was thinking about you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1941\"\u003eThat's exactly what this one was made for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1943\" data-end=\"2018\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403744612733,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Emotional-Support-Card-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"hope-you-feel-less-shit-soon-card-funny-get-well-soon-card-alternative-thinking-of-you-card","title":"Hope You Feel Less Shit Soon Card | Funny Get Well 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absolutely everything on at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eWhatever's going on, this card says what most of us are actually thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eHope you feel less shit soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"907\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"907\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s8e7l\" data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eGet well soon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kyuuqr\" data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eRecovery after surgery or a procedure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lsyx8l\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eFriends having a rough time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lteccu\" data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eBurnout recovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9aqyoj\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eSomeone who just needs a little lift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14x2jm8\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eAlternative greetings card lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" 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this card's for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"1937\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403771482493,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Feel-Less-Shit-Soon-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"please-enjoy-this-folded-piece-of-paper-card-funny-birthday-card-belated-birthday-card-just-because-card","title":"Please Enjoy This Folded Piece of Paper Card | Funny Birthday Card | Belated Birthday Card | Just Because Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"597\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eIf you're buying this card...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eThere's 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data-end=\"1200\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fcgkf9\" data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eFriends with your sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16or9pz\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eColleagues you actually like\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"miwgys\" data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eSiblings who'll absolutely appreciate the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2biw0x\" data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eLast-minute gift givers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jnyn7d\" data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eAnyone who knows you're trying your best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 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unreal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2747\" data-end=\"2791\"\u003eThis card removes at least half the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2793\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003eThe front's already done the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003eThe inside's between you and your biro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2954\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403777184125,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-I-Remembered-Card.png?v=1784292760"},{"product_id":"may-your-recovery-be-speedy-card-funny-get-well-soon-card-surgery-recovery-card-post-op-card-funny-recovery-card","title":"May Your Recovery Be Speedy Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card | Surgery Recovery Card | 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Bit beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"546\"\u003ePersonally, if I'm recovering from anything more dramatic than a paper cut, I'm far less concerned about speed than I am whether the painkillers are actually doing their job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eThis card is for people who appreciate honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"719\"\u003eBecause let's face it... if you're going to be stuck on the sofa watching daytime TV, you may as well be comfortably numb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"741\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qbhx3s\" data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eFriends recovering from surgery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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