{"title":"Ooh friend!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic and slightly silly cards for your bestie to wish them a happy birthday or as a just because.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"proud-of-you-you-chaotic-goblin-card-funny-congratulations-card-alternative-encouragement-card","title":"Proud of You, You Chaotic Goblin Card | Funny Congratulations Card | Alternative Encouragement Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"827\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone absolutely smashes something...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e...and your first instinct isn't to say, \u003cem data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\"Congratulations on your incredible achievement.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eIt's more...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\"Look at you go, you absolute gremlin.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eThat's exactly who this card is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eWhether they've landed a new job, passed an exam, graduated, started therapy, left a rubbish relationship or simply managed to keep all the plates spinning this week, this card celebrates them in the only acceptable way: with affection, encouragement and a tiny bit of gentle bullying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eBecause sometimes \"I'm proud of you\" means so much more when it's followed by \"you chaotic goblin.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hvo0az\" data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eFriends who deserve hyping up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11se56u\" data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eCelebrating new jobs, promotions and graduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"monngt\" data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eSomeone who's achieved something massive (or survived something massive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11sz7hf\" data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eYour favourite ADHD friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1amax0v\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAnyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2016\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2053\"\u003eSome people say \"I'm proud of you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eBut the best friends usually say something more along the lines of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\"Never thought you'd actually pull that off.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2165\" data-end=\"2219\"\u003eAnd honestly? Sometimes that's even more affectionate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2221\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003eI wanted to make a card that feels like the conversations you actually have with your favourite people. The ones where you're relentlessly taking the piss out of each other one minute and being each other's biggest cheerleaders the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2460\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eIf you've got someone like that in your life, this card was made for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2611\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403519594877,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Chaotic-Goblin-Proud-Card.png?v=1784292759"},{"product_id":"all-things-considered-youre-ageing-surprisingly-well-card-funny-birthday-card-sarcastic-birthday-card","title":"All Things Considered, You're Ageing Surprisingly Well Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"405\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card gets weird once your friends hit their thirties.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"470\"\u003eYou can't call them old because... well... you're the same age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eYou don't want anything overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eAnd absolutely nobody wants another card covered in balloons telling them that \"life begins at forty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eSo instead, you go for the highest compliment your friendship is capable of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\"You're ageing surprisingly well.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eIt's supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eIt's backhanded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eIt's exactly the sort of thing that gets said between people who've been winding each other up for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"902\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7pmis1\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBest friends with a questionable sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ixevfg\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eSiblings who'll never let each other get too sentimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oz6avo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eBirthdays in your thirties, forties and beyond\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ns1win\" data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePeople who appreciate dry British humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15b7ggy\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eAnyone who'll laugh before pretending to be offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1586\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere's a very specific stage of adulthood where your birthday messages slowly evolve from...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\"Hope all your dreams come true!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e...to...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\"Fair play, you're looking alright actually.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003eAnd honestly? That feels far more genuine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eI love making cards that sound like something you'd actually say to your mates, not something copied from the inside of a generic greetings card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eIf your friendship is built on equal parts affection and relentless roasting, I think you've just found the right card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403619438973,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Ageing-Well-Card.png?v=1784294422"},{"product_id":"birthday-witches-card-funny-witch-birthday-card-alternative-gothic-birthday-card","title":"Birthday Witches Card | Funny Witch Birthday Card | Alternative Gothic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"452\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card for your alternative friend shouldn't be this difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eHalf the cards in the shops are covered in prosecco bottles and rose gold glitter...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e...the other half look like they were designed for someone's nan who enjoys gardening and a nice cup of tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eThen there's your mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eThe one who owns more black than colours, sends you moon emojis unironically and would absolutely join a coven if someone started a group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eThis is their birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating your best friend, your sister or your favourite spooky human, this card is made for people who think birthdays are the perfect excuse to gather the coven, pour a cocktail and cause just a tiny bit of mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkn81f\" data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eYour witchy best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bey3cp\" data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eGothic, alternative and spooky souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"42neuj\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eHalloween lovers (all year round)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yhf3kx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eFriends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlydcn\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is 90% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eSometimes the birthday girl is more likely to turn up in chunky boots than heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003eSometimes \"birthday plans\" involve cocktails, tarot cards and making everyone watch \u003cem data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003ePractical Magic\u003c\/em\u003e for the seventeenth time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003eAnd honestly... those are exactly the people I designed this card for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403625009533,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birthday-Witches-Card.png?v=1784292761"},{"product_id":"will-you-be-part-of-my-emotional-support-team-card-funny-bridesmaid-proposal-card-alternative-wedding-card","title":"Will You Be Part of My Emotional Support Team? 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ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eThey're not just your bridesmaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eThey're the person who'll remind you to eat breakfast, hold your bouquet while you panic, tell you your eyeliner looks great (even if you've cried it off twice) and quietly tell your weird uncle to do one if the situation calls for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eThat's emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k7y9b2\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eAlternative bridesmaids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4k33cu\" data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eMaid of Honour proposals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6o40f7\" data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003eYour emo best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cg4xch\" data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eThe friend who's been there since the MySpace days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hzjn99\" data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003eThe person who's survived every era of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nobc6a\" data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eChosen family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the 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