{"title":"Tees for Chaotic Minds","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"demon-bath-graphic-tee-i-cant-drown-my-demons-they-know-how-to-swim","title":"I Can't Drown My Demons T-Shirt | Demon Bath Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"587\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTurns out my demons are stronger swimmers than I am.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"728\"\u003eIf you've ever healed through loud music, questionable coping mechanisms and screaming the lyrics in your car, this one's probably for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eFeaturing a bold vintage-inspired demon bath graphic, this tee is made for elder emos, alternative souls and anyone who still finds comfort in the music that got them through their teenage years. It's weird, a little dark, and exactly the sort of thing that sparks a \"where did you get that?\" conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eDesigned by me (Amy!) in Yorkshire and professionally printed to order, because cool t-shirts deserve to be made responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1erfvl8\" data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eWhy it's printed to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1281\" class=\"\"\u003eEvery t-shirt is professionally printed especially for you once you place your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eRather than ordering stacks of stock that might never sell, printing to order helps reduce waste and means your tee hasn't been sitting in a warehouse waiting for someone to give it a good home. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y18rx0\" data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wafel2\" data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eElder emos who still know every word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5qh187\" data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003eAlternative music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13bpgyc\" data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eGig-goers and festival regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1af1nu1\" data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eFans of gothic, tattoo-inspired artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dj8cdl\" data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1768\"\u003ePeople who cope with dark humour and even darker playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3uohjl\" data-start=\"1769\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is approximately 93% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"wxcgsz\" data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yhq7y9\" data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eSoft unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nhns43\" data-start=\"1870\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1okqitz\" data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1935\"\u003eAvailable in a range of sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w3q59t\" data-start=\"1936\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eDesigned by Sad Disco Club in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13x6efn\" data-start=\"1978\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003ePrinted especially for you to help reduce unnecessary waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eThanks for supporting my tiny one-woman business. 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