{"product_id":"adulting-1-star-review-holographic-sticker","title":"Adulting: 1 Star Review Holographic Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e⭐☆☆☆☆\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWould not recommend.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ve tried adulting for a while now and quite frankly, I’d like to speak to whoever approved this system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are bills. Admin. Emails. Things need cleaning \u003cstrong\u003eagain\u003c\/strong\u003e even though I literally just cleaned them. And apparently you have to decide what to have for dinner \u003cem\u003eevery single day\u003c\/em\u003e?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eAdulting: 1 Star\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker is for tired millennials, chaotic adults and anyone who spent their childhood thinking grown-ups knew what they were doing, only to discover we are all essentially just making it up as we go along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, planner or somewhere visible while you ignore an important email for another three business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with holographic sparkle because while adulthood may be deeply disappointing, \u003cstrong\u003ethe sticker doesn't have to be.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe important bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sad Disco Club illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolographic finish that catches the light 🌈\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and made by me in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOverall adulting experience: ⭐☆☆☆☆\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePsst… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58593601061245,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Copyofauguststickercollection.png?v=1787836065","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/adulting-1-star-review-holographic-sticker","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}