{"product_id":"age-update-installed-card-funny-birthday-card-adulting-failed-greeting-card","title":"Age Update Installed Card | Funny Birthday Card | Adulting Failed Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f6tj7s\" data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eAge Update Installed. Adulting? Still loading...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eYou know when you suddenly realise you're technically a grown-up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"544\"\u003e...but you still Google things like \u003cem data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"525\"\u003e\"how long do you cook broccoli?\"\u003c\/em\u003e every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eOr you catch yourself looking around for \"the adult in charge\" before remembering that horrifyingly... it's supposed to be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eThis card is for that friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eThe one who's getting another year older but still hasn't figured out pensions, taxes or why fitted sheets are so aggressively difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"989\"\u003eBecause birthdays might keep turning up every year, but \"having your life together\" feels like a software update that's been pending since 2008.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9x9tdk\" data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eFriends who refuse to grow up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qp9ux4\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eMillennials navigating adulthood one panic at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10rj2d0\" data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003eBirthdays with a healthy dose of nostalgia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"152rdlt\" data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003eThe person who still feels twenty-three on the inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yf604e\" data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eAnyone who'd happily click \u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eIgnore Reminder\u003c\/strong\u003e on adulthood forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1704\"\u003eI think every generation reaches a point where they realise nobody actually knows what they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eSome people are just better at pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eIf you've got a mate who somehow owns an air fryer, pays council tax and still rings their mum to ask how to get red wine out of a carpet... this is probably the birthday card you're looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003eIt's basically a celebration of making it this far with nothing more than caffeine, good intentions and the occasional existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2087\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default 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