{"product_id":"all-things-considered-youre-ageing-surprisingly-well-card-funny-birthday-card-sarcastic-birthday-card","title":"All Things Considered, You're Ageing Surprisingly Well Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"405\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card gets weird once your friends hit their thirties.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"470\"\u003eYou can't call them old because... well... you're the same age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eYou don't want anything overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eAnd absolutely nobody wants another card covered in balloons telling them that \"life begins at forty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eSo instead, you go for the highest compliment your friendship is capable of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\"You're ageing surprisingly well.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eIt's supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eIt's backhanded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eIt's exactly the sort of thing that gets said between people who've been winding each other up for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"902\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7pmis1\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBest friends with a questionable sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ixevfg\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eSiblings who'll never let each other get too sentimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oz6avo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eBirthdays in your thirties, forties and beyond\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ns1win\" data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePeople who appreciate dry British humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15b7ggy\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eAnyone who'll laugh before pretending to be offended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1586\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere's a very specific stage of adulthood where your birthday messages slowly evolve from...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\"Hope all your dreams come true!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e...to...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1682\"\u003e\"Fair play, you're looking alright actually.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003eAnd honestly? That feels far more genuine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eI love making cards that sound like something you'd actually say to your mates, not something copied from the inside of a generic greetings card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003eIf your friendship is built on equal parts affection and relentless roasting, I think you've just found the right card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403619438973,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Ageing-Well-Card.png?v=1784294422","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/all-things-considered-youre-ageing-surprisingly-well-card-funny-birthday-card-sarcastic-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}