{"product_id":"birthday-witches-card-funny-witch-birthday-card-alternative-gothic-birthday-card","title":"Birthday Witches Card | Funny Witch Birthday Card | Alternative Gothic Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"452\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card for your alternative friend shouldn't be this difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eHalf the cards in the shops are covered in prosecco bottles and rose gold glitter...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e...the other half look like they were designed for someone's nan who enjoys gardening and a nice cup of tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eThen there's your mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eThe one who owns more black than colours, sends you moon emojis unironically and would absolutely join a coven if someone started a group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eThis is their birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating your best friend, your sister or your favourite spooky human, this card is made for people who think birthdays are the perfect excuse to gather the coven, pour a cocktail and cause just a tiny bit of mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pkn81f\" data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eYour witchy best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bey3cp\" data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eGothic, alternative and spooky souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"42neuj\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eHalloween lovers (all year round)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yhf3kx\" data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eFriends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qlydcn\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eAnyone whose wardrobe is 90% black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003eSometimes the birthday girl is more likely to turn up in chunky boots than heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003eSometimes \"birthday plans\" involve cocktails, tarot cards and making everyone watch \u003cem data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003ePractical Magic\u003c\/em\u003e for the seventeenth time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003eAnd honestly... those are exactly the people I designed this card for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403625009533,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Birthday-Witches-Card.png?v=1784292761","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/birthday-witches-card-funny-witch-birthday-card-alternative-gothic-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}