{"product_id":"cheeseboard-vinyl-night-card-funny-date-night-card-retro-greetings-card-alternative-romance-card","title":"Cheeseboard \u0026 Vinyl Night? Card | Funny Date Night Card | Retro Greetings Card | Alternative Romance Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNothing says romance quite like arguing over whose turn it is to choose the record while eating an entirely unreasonable amount of cheese.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the people who've reached that wonderful stage of life where a perfect evening consists of good music, good company and being home by ten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCandles are optional. Cheese is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour favourite music obsessive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecord collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who think creating the perfect playlist is an act of love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA few years ago, I'd have told you a wild Friday night involved staying out until ridiculous o'clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow I think true happiness is putting a record on, making an unnecessarily elaborate snack board and sitting in comfortable silence with somebody you really like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not sure whether that's maturity or simply exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58499707863421,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Cheeseboard-Vinyl-Card.png?v=1786030957","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/cheeseboard-vinyl-night-card-funny-date-night-card-retro-greetings-card-alternative-romance-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}