{"product_id":"congrats-on-your-tiny-new-sleep-thief-card-funny-new-baby-card-new-parents-card-baby-congratulations-card-baby-shower-card","title":"Congrats on Your Tiny New Sleep Thief Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card | Baby Congratulations Card | Baby Shower Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"233\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEveryone tells you how magical having a baby is.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eVery few people mention that you'll soon know exactly what 3:17am looks like... every single night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eThis card isn't here to pretend you'll be getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep anytime soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eIt's here to congratulate the new parents on their adorable little bundle of joy... and gently acknowledge that said bundle is about to become a full-time sleep deprivation consultant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eTiny? Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eCute? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"739\"\u003eCapable of running your entire household on approximately four hours' sleep? Also yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"761\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qnvi8r\" data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eNew parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b18rw7\" data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c5gojd\" data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eMaternity leave gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f530td\" data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"840\"\u003ePregnancy announcements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"unk11y\" data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eFriends with a good sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13m58bp\" data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eFirst-time parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"67qxxy\" data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eParents who appreciate sarcasm more than sentiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eThe baby cards in the shops always seem to feature teddy bears, clouds and promises that every moment is precious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eWhich is lovely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003eBut so is acknowledging that the tiny human who's just arrived is about to absolutely destroy everyone's sleep schedule for the foreseeable future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1563\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eI reckon both things can be true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1673\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430292361597,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Tiny-Sleep-Thief-Card.png?v=1784292762","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/congrats-on-your-tiny-new-sleep-thief-card-funny-new-baby-card-new-parents-card-baby-congratulations-card-baby-shower-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}