{"product_id":"do-not-perceive-me-holographic-cowboy-frog-sticker","title":"Do Not Perceive Me Holographic Cowboy Frog Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eRespectfully, \u003cstrong\u003edo not perceive me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo looking. No observing. No unexpected conversations. Ideally, please just pretend I am not here until further notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a tiny cowboy frog who has pulled his hat firmly over his face and frankly has the right idea about social interaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDo Not Perceive Me\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker is for introverts, socially exhausted humans and anyone who occasionally leaves the house only to immediately regret making themselves available to the general public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, Kindle or somewhere suitably visible so people can completely ignore the message and ask \u003cem\u003e“ooh, what does your sticker say?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with holographic sparkle, which admittedly isn't the best strategy when you're trying not to attract attention. But here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe important bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sad Disco Club illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolographic finish that catches the light 🌈\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and made by me in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCurrently unavailable for observation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePsst… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58593391575421,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/18.png?v=1787763370","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/do-not-perceive-me-holographic-cowboy-frog-sticker","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}