{"product_id":"emotionally-devastating-playlist-card-funny-birthday-card-elder-emo-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"Emotionally Devastating Playlist Card | Funny Birthday Card | Elder Emo Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"528\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a birthday card for an elder emo is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eApparently we're all supposed to grow out of music that makes us stare dramatically out of train windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eI don't remember agreeing to that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eIf the person you're buying this for has a playlist that's equal parts absolute bangers and songs they physically can't listen to in public because they \u003cem data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"832\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e start feeling things...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e...this is their birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"911\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9clii\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eMusic lovers with an unhealthy emotional attachment to playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bs6ans\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eFriends who still listen to the same bands they did at sixteen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16nxjjx\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eAnyone who says, \"This one's a no-skip album.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5klmdq\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eBirthdays with better taste than the supermarket card aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403713876349,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Emo-Playlist-Card.png?v=1784292762","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/emotionally-devastating-playlist-card-funny-birthday-card-elder-emo-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}