{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-cake-vibes-no-admin-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card |  Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"553\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBirthdays should come with one universal rule:\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"564\" class=\"\"\u003eNo admin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eNo awkward phone calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eNo \"quick favour while I've got you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eJust cake, good people, questionable music choices and absolutely zero responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eIf you're looking for a funny birthday card for the friend who'd rather celebrate with snacks than a five-point life plan, this one's got their name all over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"930\"\u003eBecause the to-do list can wait until tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who treat birthdays like an annual festival\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who deserves a day off from absolutely everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople whose love language is cake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone who'd rather have good vibes than surprise parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1532\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1696\"\u003eI don't know 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