{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-whats-my-age-again-alternative-birthday-card-pop-punk-inspired-greeting-card","title":"Funny Birthday Card | What's My Age Again? | Alternative Birthday Card | Pop Punk Inspired Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"390\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eGetting older is weird.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eOne minute you're staying out until 3am because you \u003cem data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"450\"\u003ewant\u003c\/em\u003e to, and the next you're excited because you've remembered to defrost something for tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eNobody really knows what age they're supposed to feel anyway, so here's a birthday card for the people who still quote Blink-182 on a regular basis and refuse to accept that the early 2000s were actually... quite a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eIt's colourful, nostalgic and significantly more fun than a picture of some balloons with \"Happy Birthday\" written underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eBecause if you're going to remind someone they're getting older, you might as well make them laugh while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7nm2rf\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eElder emos who still know every word to \u003cem data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eWhat's My Age Again?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10ko3d5\" data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eFriends who insist they're still twenty-five\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m5cveu\" data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003ePop punk fans and music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k2mq3e\" data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eAnyone celebrating another lap around the sun (whether they like it or not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fgde41\" data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003ePeople who deserve a birthday card with actual personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"iutrgg\" data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003eI've never understood why birthday cards are either painfully sentimental or look like they were designed for someone without a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1840\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eWhere are the cards for people who still have the same music taste they had at sixteen, own more band t-shirts than sensible jumpers and somehow keep pulling a muscle from sleeping awkwardly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eThat's where this one comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio. 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