{"product_id":"funny-new-baby-card-new-parent-card-baby-wipes-greeting-card-congratulations-on-your-new-baby","title":"Funny New Baby Card | New Parent Card | Baby Wipes Greeting Card | Congratulations on Your New Baby","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"620\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a card for new parents is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eYour options are usually a teddy bear, a pair of tiny feet or something that says \u003cem data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\"Congratulations on Your Precious Bundle of Joy\"\u003c\/em\u003e in swirly writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eLovely? Sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eMemorable? Not really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eThis one skips the clichés and gets straight to the important life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eBecause if there's one thing every parent discovers very quickly, it's that baby wipes can solve approximately 97% of life's problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating a new arrival, a baby shower or congratulating sleep-deprived friends on keeping a tiny human alive, this card is guaranteed to get more of a laugh than another pastel giraffe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b4g4lq\" data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003eFriends who've just welcomed a new baby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b18rw7\" data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oanj3f\" data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eNew mums and dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1md40rd\" data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eColleagues heading off on maternity or paternity leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41fefj\" data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates realistic parenting humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1771\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003eNobody remembers who bought the beige teddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eThey \u003cem data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e remember the card that made them laugh while they were surviving on cold coffee and approximately forty-five minutes of sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003eI love making cards that feel like they're from an actual person rather than a greeting card factory. Something with a bit of personality, a bit of humour and something they'll probably end up sticking on the fridge instead of quietly recycling next week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2214\" data-end=\"2289\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58403489218941,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Baby-Wipes-Card.png?v=1784292760","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/funny-new-baby-card-new-parent-card-baby-wipes-greeting-card-congratulations-on-your-new-baby","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}