{"product_id":"happy-birthday-spare-human-card-funny-whippet-birthday-card-dog-lover-greetings-card","title":"Happy Birthday, Spare Human Card | Funny Whippet Birthday Card | Dog Lover Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eIf you share your life with a whippet, Italian greyhound or lurcher, you'll already know the rules.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dog has a favourite human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then there's the spare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe backup lap. The reserve blanket provider. The stand-in snack distributor. The person who's perfectly acceptable when the favourite human isn't available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the people who understand that being second choice is still a great honour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEspecially when the alternative is being ignored completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhippet owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItalian greyhound owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLurcher owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog mums and dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has graciously accepted their role as the spare human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don't think dogs deliberately choose favourites. I just think some people are slightly warmer, slightly softer and slightly more willing to share their snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58502999376253,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Spare-Human-Card.png?v=1786030956","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/happy-birthday-spare-human-card-funny-whippet-birthday-card-dog-lover-greetings-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}