{"product_id":"happy-birthday-to-my-fave-30-year-old-teenager-card-funny-elder-emo-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday to My Fave 30+ Year Old Teenager Card | Funny Elder Emo Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCongratulations on surviving another year while continuing to spend an alarming amount of money on concert tickets, takeaway coffee and little treats that would have made your fourteen-year-old self think you'd absolutely made it.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour back hurts. Your favourite band has released a twentieth-anniversary edition of an album you swear only came out a couple of years ago. You're increasingly excited by practical purchases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmotionally, though? You're still a teenager.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the elder emos, the alternative souls and the people who have somehow reached their thirties while still feeling approximately seventeen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour favourite elder emo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMillennial birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlternative friends and partners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose playlists have remained suspiciously unchanged since the mid-2000s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe person still wearing Converse and band T-shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who understand that growing older and growing up are two entirely different things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI firmly believe your thirties are just your teenage years, but with a stronger opinion on air fryers and a greater appreciation for a decent mattress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou still know all the words. You still get irrationally excited when your favourite song comes on. You still dress for the person you wanted to be when you were sixteen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd honestly, I think that's lovely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58498743533949,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-30-Year-Teenager-Card.png?v=1786030958","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/happy-birthday-to-my-fave-30-year-old-teenager-card-funny-elder-emo-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}