{"product_id":"happy-birthday-to-you-and-your-fantastic-arse-card-funny-birthday-card-cheeky-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday to You and Your Fantastic Arse Card | Funny Birthday Card | Cheeky Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome birthday cards are heartfelt. Some are sentimental. Some contain inspirational messages about embracing another year older.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is not one of those cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstead, it's a celebration of one of life's great gifts: an absolutely top-tier backside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for partners, best friends and anyone whose ego could do with a little boost on their birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour other half\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts with a bit of cheek\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who appreciate compliments of the highest order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone lucky enough to possess a truly fantastic arse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI firmly believe that compliments should be specific.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Hope you have a lovely birthday\" is all well and good, but sometimes you need a card that really gets to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is that card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58500818895229,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Fantastic-Arse-Card.png?v=1786030957","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/happy-birthday-to-you-and-your-fantastic-arse-card-funny-birthday-card-cheeky-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}