{"product_id":"hope-you-feel-less-shit-soon-card-funny-get-well-soon-card-alternative-thinking-of-you-card","title":"Hope You Feel Less Shit Soon Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card | Alternative Thinking of You Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"489\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFinding a get well card that's not covered in cartoon germs or inspirational quotes is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"549\"\u003eSometimes you don't need to tell someone they're \"strong.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eSometimes they just feel... a bit shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eMaybe they've caught whatever lurgy is doing the rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eMaybe they've had an operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eMaybe they're burnt out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eMaybe life has just decided to pile absolutely everything on at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eWhatever's going on, this card says what most of us are actually thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eHope you feel less shit soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"907\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"907\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2s8e7l\" data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eGet well soon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kyuuqr\" data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eRecovery after surgery or a procedure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lsyx8l\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eFriends having a rough time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lteccu\" data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eBurnout recovery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9aqyoj\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eSomeone who just needs a little lift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14x2jm8\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eAlternative greetings card lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1559\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone tells you they're not feeling great and your brain immediately starts trying to think of the perfect thing to say...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e...and all you can come up with is,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\"Ah, that's really shit.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003eHonestly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003eThat's usually enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eMost people don't need a motivational speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1709\" 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