{"product_id":"hope-your-new-place-doesnt-need-saging-card-funny-new-home-card-housewarming-card-witchy-housewarming-gift","title":"Hope Your New Place Doesn't Need Saging Card | Funny New Home Card | Housewarming Card | Witchy Housewarming Gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"508\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying your first home is exciting.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eUntil someone says, \u003cem data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"588\"\u003e\"Ooo... I got a funny feeling about that spare bedroom.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eOr your mate insists every weird creak is \u003cem data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"676\"\u003e\"definitely giving Victorian child ghost.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"840\"\u003eSuddenly someone's buying crystals, someone else has produced a bundle of sage from their tote bag, and you're all pretending this is completely normal behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eWhether your favourite person genuinely believes in clearing bad energy or just appreciates a slightly witchy aesthetic, this card is for celebrating a new home with exactly the right amount of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eBecause moving house is stressful enough without finding out you've inherited Sharon's aggressive hallway ghost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11zr2ga\" data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jypcyx\" data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003eNew homeowners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18om8a6\" data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eFirst homes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"n4r3kh\" data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003eWitchy friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bhb0zq\" data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eGoth and alternative home lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uir1jx\" data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eCrystal collectors (or people who lovingly take the piss out of them)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fdefee\" data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eFriends who'd absolutely sage a house before unpacking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1711\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1711\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1713\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1716\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eI love cards that feel like an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003eThe sort where you hand it over and they laugh before they've even opened it because they know \u003cem data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1890\"\u003eexactly\u003c\/em\u003e why you picked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1911\" data-end=\"2013\"\u003eIf you've got a mate who owns more candles than cutlery and genuinely has opinions about moon water...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e...I reckon you've just found their new home card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2142\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430215946621,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-New-Home-Sage-Card.png?v=1784292760","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/hope-your-new-place-doesnt-need-saging-card-funny-new-home-card-housewarming-card-witchy-housewarming-gift","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}