{"product_id":"i-love-that-you-didnt-run-away-card-funny-anniversary-card-alternative-love-card","title":"I Love That You Didn't Run Away Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Alternative Love Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"545\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere's a point in every relationship where the pretending stops.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"607\"\u003eYou accidentally let them see how many tabs you've got open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eThey witness your completely irrational hatred of a particular spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eYou start doing weird voices around the house without even thinking about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eAnd somehow...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eThey're still there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eThis card is for the person who knows the real version of you and, against all odds, decided to stick around anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"935\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"935\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13rzcxq\" data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ddzd2\" data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oyndpx\" data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eYour wonderfully weird partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oz51qu\" data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eLong-term relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18az7v4\" data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eThe person who's seen every version of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qj6ggf\" data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eJust because they deserve a reminder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1570\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know that stage at the beginning of a relationship where you try really hard to seem 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