{"product_id":"i-m-actually-doing-a-lot-worse-than-i-look-holographic-sticker","title":"I’m Actually Doing a Lot Worse Than I Look Holographic Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eJust in case the carefully curated chaotic exterior was fooling anyone: \u003cstrong\u003eI’m actually doing a lot worse than I look.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🫠\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who has perfected the ancient art of looking vaguely put together while internally running on approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3% battery and a prayer\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a slightly stressed little Sphynx cat who, quite frankly, looks like they’ve had enough. Relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, Kindle or anywhere else you’d like to provide people with a small but important status update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA particularly fitting little gift for tired friends, overwhelmed humans, chaotic brains and anyone who responds to \u003cem\u003e“how are you?”\u003c\/em\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e“yeah, good thanks!”\u003c\/strong\u003e before immediately wondering why they lied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd naturally, it’s holographic — because you can be barely holding it together \u003cstrong\u003eand\u003c\/strong\u003e sparkly at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe important bits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sad Disco Club illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolographic finish that catches the light 🌈\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and made by me in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoing great! \u003cem\u003e(This statement has not been independently verified.)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePsst… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58593343930749,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/15.png?v=1787763370","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/i-m-actually-doing-a-lot-worse-than-i-look-holographic-sticker","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}