{"product_id":"i-would-fight-an-angry-goose-for-you-card-funny-friendship-card-just-because-card-goose-greetings-card","title":"I Would Fight an Angry Goose for You Card | Funny Friendship Card | Just Because Card | Goose Greetings Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI would fight an angry goose for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know, if it was required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI wouldn't \u003cem\u003ewant\u003c\/em\u003e to, obviously. Geese are terrifying. They're essentially tiny dinosaurs with absolutely no regard for the rules of society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut that's how much I care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause saying, \u003cem\u003e\"I appreciate your friendship and value your presence in my life\"\u003c\/em\u003e is all well and good, but promising to defend someone against an angry goose? That's commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-suffering siblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour emotional support human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI genuinely believe there are different levels of friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are the people you'd lend a charger to, the people you'd help move house, and then there are the people you'd willingly defend against a goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the third category.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58499161588093,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-angry-gooser-Card.png?v=1786030956","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/i-would-fight-an-angry-goose-for-you-card-funny-friendship-card-just-because-card-goose-greetings-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}