{"product_id":"id-say-enjoy-the-ride-but-lets-face-it-thats-what-got-you-here-card-funny-new-baby-card-new-parents-card","title":"I'd Say Enjoy the Ride, but Let's Face It, That's What Got You Here Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people buy sentimental baby cards covered in clouds, tiny footprints and inspirational quotes.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't one of those cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the people whose love language is sarcasm. The people who are genuinely thrilled for the new arrival but can't resist the opportunity to make an absolutely terrible joke while they're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts heartfelt and ridiculous, just as all the best friendships are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBaby showers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends with a questionable sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpectant parents who have heard every other baby joke already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe people who appreciate a card that's just a little bit unhinged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI always think the best cards are the ones that make people laugh before they make them cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecoming a parent is a huge, life-changing moment, but that doesn't mean you have to take it seriously all the time. Sometimes the appropriate response is simply to buy a funny card and move on with your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58500738548093,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-enjoy-the-ride-Card.png?v=1786030958","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/id-say-enjoy-the-ride-but-lets-face-it-thats-what-got-you-here-card-funny-new-baby-card-new-parents-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}