{"product_id":"im-here-for-your-twenties-card-funny-30th-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card-goth-birthday-card","title":"I'm Here For Your Twenties Card | Funny 30th Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card | Goth Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"384\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThirty isn't old.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eBut it is around the age where you start making noises every time you stand up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eYou accidentally become interested in air fryers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"560\"\u003eYou have strong opinions about mattresses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eAnd a night out suddenly requires at least two working days to recover from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eThis card is for the friend who's leaving their twenties behind with as much dignity as possible... which is to say, absolutely none.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eThe Grim Reaper's just popped by to pay her respects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"850\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"im1mtd\" data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e30th birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yrsip8\" data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nr3q0p\" data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eGoth and alternative friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"obxfxr\" data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eWitchy besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1epnuf3\" data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eFriends with an excellent sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1iqqvde\" data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eAnyone dramatically mourning the end of their twenties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eI don't think anyone actually worries about turning thirty...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003e...until their algorithm suddenly becomes 90% \"morning stretches for lower back pain\" and someone recommends a magnesium supplement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003eThen it starts to feel a bit personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003eThankfully, getting older is mostly just collecting increasingly niche hobbies and caring a lot less about what other people think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003eWhich, honestly, sounds like a decent trade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1800\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default 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