{"product_id":"lifes-a-bit-shit-sometimes-card-thinking-of-you-card-funny-support-card-alternative-greetings-card","title":"Life's A Bit Shit Sometimes Card | Thinking of You Card | Funny Support Card | Alternative Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI don't know who needs to hear this...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"585\"\u003e...but you're actually allowed to admit when things just aren't fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eNot every bad week is a \"lesson\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"665\"\u003eNot every setback is \"part of the journey\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eSometimes life's just having you on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eIf you're buying this card, chances are someone popped straight into your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eMaybe they've had bad news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eMaybe work's been relentless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eMaybe they're going through something they never signed up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eOr maybe everything's just felt a bit... much lately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eWhatever it is, this card says something we don't tell people often enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003e\"This is crap. I'm thinking of you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g18zoy\" data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eThinking of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1btoof\" data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eTough times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17lokq5\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003eBurnout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n8zpdk\" data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eFriendship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"of0ouu\" data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sdu9d1\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eThose moments that don't come with their own card aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1565\" data-end=\"1632\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone's going through it and everyone keeps saying,\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\"Everything happens for a reason.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eOr,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003e\"Stay positive!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1697\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eI don't know about you...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e...but if I was having a rubbish time, I'd much rather someone turned up with a brew, a packet of biscuits and said,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1883\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1883\"\u003e\"Yeah... this is a bit shit, isn't it?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1885\" data-end=\"1931\"\u003eSometimes that's the kindest thing you can do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003eNo fixing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003eNo silver lining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2035\"\u003eJust letting someone know they don't have to pretend everything's okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58404228333949,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Lifes-A-Bit-Shit-Sometmes-Card.png?v=1784292762","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/lifes-a-bit-shit-sometimes-card-thinking-of-you-card-funny-support-card-alternative-greetings-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}