{"product_id":"may-your-recovery-be-speedy-card-funny-get-well-soon-card-surgery-recovery-card-post-op-card-funny-recovery-card","title":"May Your Recovery Be Speedy Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card | Surgery Recovery Card | Post Op Card | Funny Recovery Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"304\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWhenever someone's ill or recovering from surgery, every card seems to say exactly the same thing.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"340\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"340\"\u003e\"Wishing you a speedy recovery.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"370\"\u003eLovely sentiment. Bit beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"546\"\u003ePersonally, if I'm recovering from anything more dramatic than a paper cut, I'm far less concerned about speed than I am whether the painkillers are actually doing their job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eThis card is for people who appreciate honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"719\"\u003eBecause let's face it... if you're going to be stuck on the sofa watching daytime TV, you may as well be comfortably numb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"741\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qbhx3s\" data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eFriends recovering from surgery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1d3lnyf\" data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"796\"\u003ePost-op recoveries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x9sjdc\" data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eHospital stays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f5cuxq\" data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eGet well soon gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ta3x8a\" data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eSomeone who's broken a bone (or their dignity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c5eb46\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates dark humour and sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1aw3247\" data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eThe friend who'd rather laugh than be fussed over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eI've always found \"Get Well Soon\" cards a bit... awkward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eYou can't magically fix someone's dodgy knee, stitched-up appendix or questionable life choices with a folded piece of paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003eBut you \u003cem data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e make them snort-laugh whilst they're trying not to pull a stitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003eAnd honestly, that's probably more useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430288527741,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Speedy-Recovery-Card.png?v=1784292760","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/may-your-recovery-be-speedy-card-funny-get-well-soon-card-surgery-recovery-card-post-op-card-funny-recovery-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}