{"product_id":"please-enjoy-this-folded-piece-of-paper-card-funny-birthday-card-belated-birthday-card-just-because-card","title":"Please Enjoy This Folded Piece of Paper Card | Funny Birthday Card | Belated Birthday Card | Just Because Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"597\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eIf you're buying this card...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eThere's a very real chance you remembered this birthday three separate times over the past month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eThen completely forgot about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eThen remembered again at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eThen forgot again until your calendar notification started shouting at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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who'll absolutely appreciate the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2biw0x\" data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eLast-minute gift givers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jnyn7d\" data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1200\"\u003eAnyone who knows you're trying your best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2554\" data-end=\"2614\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when you buy a really funny card because you think,\u003cspan 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