{"product_id":"please-enjoy-this-professionally-folded-acknowledgement-card-funny-greetings-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-card","title":"Please Enjoy This Professionally Folded Acknowledgement Card | Funny Greetings Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"452\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying cards is weird when you think about it.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eYou stand in a shop reading thirty-seven heartfelt messages before eventually deciding...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\"Yeah, this folded bit of card will do.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eWhich is exactly why I made this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eNo over-the-top sentiment. No poems about friendship. No paragraphs about how you've changed someone's life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eJust a professionally folded acknowledgement that something happened, and I noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eHonestly, sometimes that's all anyone needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"890\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"890\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pdfcq2\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eCelebrating absolutely anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tddbh8\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eFriends with dry humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cbmzp\" data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003ePeople who hate overly sentimental cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vyksuh\" data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eCoworkers (when you can't risk being sincere)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vkpm7n\" data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eLovers of deadpan humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m1nvmj\" data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message (if you must)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eI don't know when greeting cards became a competition to see who could write the most emotionally overwhelming message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003eSometimes you just want to say \u003cem data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday\"\u003c\/em\u003e without pretending they're your guiding light and greatest inspiration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003eThis card gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eIt's for people who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, slightly awkward humour and the shared understanding that buying a card is basically just proving you remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430286561661,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Special-Occasion-Acknowledgement-Card.png?v=1784292761","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/please-enjoy-this-professionally-folded-acknowledgement-card-funny-greetings-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-alternative-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}