{"product_id":"proud-of-you-now-go-pretend-you-know-what-youre-doing-card-funny-congratulations-card-new-job-card-graduation-card","title":"Proud of You. Now Go Pretend You Know What You're Doing Card | Funny Congratulations Card | New Job Card | Graduation Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"545\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know that moment when someone gets a new job, graduates, gets promoted or finally becomes a \u003cem data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eproper adult\u003c\/em\u003e...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e...and you suddenly realise they're trusting them with budgets, meetings and actual responsibilities?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"662\"\u003eMad, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eThe older I get, the more convinced I am that everyone is just making it up as they go along. Some people are just better at looking confident while they Google things in another tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"995\"\u003eThis card is for celebrating the people you genuinely believe in... while also acknowledging that absolutely nobody has a clue what they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1buc9y\" data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eNew job congratulations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7t1wa0\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003ePromotions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u4kovz\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003eGraduation gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oxw68r\" data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003ePassing exams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y68po9\" data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eNew business launches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jrpi9r\" data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eCareer changes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1buc6ep\" data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eFriends who somehow keep succeeding despite the chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15pzypy\" data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003eCat lovers and office humour fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003eI don't trust anyone who says they've got their life completely together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003eThe people I know who seem the most organised are usually one forgotten password away from a full-blown identity crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eSo if you're buying this for someone who's just landed their dream job, smashed their degree or is starting a new chapter, this is your reminder that confidence is mostly just convincing everyone else you know what you're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003eAnd if all else fails...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003eSmile, nod, and open another Google tab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2122\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430235804029,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-Proud-of-You-New-Job-Graduation-Card_a4d90754-1b71-433a-9b7d-45f4fc1431cb.png?v=1784735543","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/proud-of-you-now-go-pretend-you-know-what-youre-doing-card-funny-congratulations-card-new-job-card-graduation-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}