{"product_id":"proud-of-you-you-chaotic-goblin-card-funny-congratulations-card-alternative-encouragement-card","title":"Proud of You, You Chaotic Goblin Card | Funny Congratulations Card | Alternative Encouragement Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"827\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know when someone absolutely smashes something...\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e...and your first instinct isn't to say, \u003cem data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\"Congratulations on your incredible achievement.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eIt's more...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\"Look at you go, you absolute gremlin.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eThat's exactly who this card is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eWhether they've landed a new job, passed an exam, graduated, started therapy, left a rubbish relationship or simply managed to keep all the plates spinning this week, this card celebrates them in the only acceptable way: with affection, encouragement and a tiny bit of gentle bullying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eBecause sometimes \"I'm proud of you\" means so much more when it's followed by \"you chaotic goblin.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hvo0az\" data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003eFriends who deserve hyping up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11se56u\" data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eCelebrating new jobs, promotions and graduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"monngt\" data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eSomeone who's achieved something massive (or survived something massive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11sz7hf\" data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eYour favourite ADHD friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1amax0v\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAnyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l891vf\" data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eColours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqk2zy\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e3 cards for £9\u003c\/strong\u003e — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2016\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2053\"\u003eSome people say \"I'm proud of you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eBut the best friends usually say something more along the lines of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\"Never thought you'd actually pull that off.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2165\" data-end=\"2219\"\u003eAnd honestly? 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