{"product_id":"rip-your-youth-card-funny-30th-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card-goth-birthday-card","title":"RIP Your Youth Card | Funny 30th Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card | Goth Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1799\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1799\"\u003eThere comes a point where the evidence starts stacking up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1834\"\u003eThe recovery time after one pint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1836\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003eThe unsolicited lower back pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1870\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003eThe fact your TikTok algorithm suddenly thinks you'd love videos about menopause and mortgage rates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"2027\"\u003eThat's when you know your youth might actually be gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eSomewhere along the way, hangovers started lasting two business days, everyone developed a favourite supermarket, and people genuinely started recommending magnesium supplements like they were passing on ancient wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eIt's a slippery slope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eThis card is for marking the end of someone's youth in the most dramatic way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"977\"\u003eBecause if you're going to have a milestone birthday, you might as well hold a small funeral for your twenties or thirties while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"999\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"im1mtd\" data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e30th birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yrsip8\" data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eMilestone birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fzvwiu\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nr3q0p\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eGoth and alternative friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13e8fj3\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eHalloween birthday lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16zl9vt\" data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eFriends with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1exunjj\" data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003eAnyone pretending they're absolutely fine about getting older\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1273\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003eI've realised getting older isn't actually the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003eIt's when your knees make a noise you've never heard before... and instead of ignoring it, you text your mates asking if theirs do it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1742\" data-end=\"1846\"\u003eOr when you catch yourself saying, \u003cem data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003e\"I don't really fancy going out tonight.\"\u003c\/em\u003e And you actually mean it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"1933\"\u003eHonestly though? Every decade seems to come with fewer insecurities and better taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1973\"\u003eSo maybe your youth can rest in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430269522301,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-RIP-Youth-Card.png?v=1784292760","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/rip-your-youth-card-funny-30th-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card-goth-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}