{"product_id":"us-card-relatable-couple-walrus-greetings-card-funny-relationship-card","title":"Us Card | Relatable Couple | Walrus Greetings Card | Funny Relationship Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThat's it. That's the card.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo slightly odd little creatures, inexplicably devoted to one another, huddled together and just trying their best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, I don't think there's a more accurate description of most relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe person who has seen absolutely everything and decided to stay anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples who communicate primarily through strange animal videos and niche internet references\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI absolutely love a card that makes people laugh because it feels strangely specific. Are you glamorous? No. Are you mysterious? Also no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you two sleepy walruses existing side by side in a state of affectionate bewilderment?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePotentially.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in Yorkshire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a protective cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58504211497341,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-us-Card.png?v=1786030957","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/us-card-relatable-couple-walrus-greetings-card-funny-relationship-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}