{"product_id":"welcome-to-adulthood-card-funny-graduation-card-new-job-card-eighteenth-birthday-card","title":"Welcome to Adulthood Card | Funny Graduation Card | New Job Card | Eighteenth Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to adulthood.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy condolences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere's your starter pack: crippling self-doubt, a collection of reusable shopping bags, an unhealthy emotional attachment to your air fryer, and the creeping realisation that nobody actually knows what they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is perfect for anyone stepping into the exciting new world of tax returns, energy bills and wondering whether it's too early to go to bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(The answer is no.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEighteenth birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraduations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew jobs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew homes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople entering the \"real world\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour younger sibling who thinks adulthood looks glamorous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone experiencing their first existential crisis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI was told adulthood would involve freedom, sophistication and perhaps owning a really nice coffee machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstead, it seems to involve comparing washing-up liquids, discussing mortgage rates and somehow being responsible for feeding yourself every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo one warns you about that bit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58498826469757,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-adulthood-Card.png?v=1786030960","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/welcome-to-adulthood-card-funny-graduation-card-new-job-card-eighteenth-birthday-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}