{"product_id":"when-you-get-to-your-thirties-you-really-start-to-understand-what-katy-perry-was-on-about-card-funny-birthday-card-millennial-card","title":"When You Get to Your Thirties You Really Start to Understand What Katy Perry Was On About Card | Funny Birthday Card | Millennial Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs it turns out, she wasn't just writing a pop song. She was documenting the millennial experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne minute you've got your whole life ahead of you. The next you're wondering whether everyone else secretly knows what they're doing while you continue floating from one slightly chaotic situation to the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the people who still feel seventeen on the inside, despite having to book dentist appointments, remember passwords and decide what to have for tea every single day for the rest of their lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThirtieth birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFortieth birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour fellow millennials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who are just winging it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElder emos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who feels suspiciously underqualified to be an adult\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI think a lot of us assumed we'd have everything figured out by now. Instead, we're all just doing our best and occasionally feeling like airborne supermarket bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt least we've got the soundtrack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected in a cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58501799444861,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-katy-perry-Card.png?v=1786030957","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/when-you-get-to-your-thirties-you-really-start-to-understand-what-katy-perry-was-on-about-card-funny-birthday-card-millennial-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}