{"product_id":"will-you-be-part-of-my-emotional-support-team-card-funny-bridesmaid-proposal-card-alternative-wedding-card","title":"Will You Be Part of My Emotional Support Team? Card | Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Card | Alternative Wedding Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"855\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003ePlanning a wedding is a lot.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eNot because you're marrying your favourite person...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"971\"\u003eBecause suddenly everyone has an opinion about chair covers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eIf you're here, you've probably already got someone in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eThe friend who's survived every questionable fringe, every situationship, every identity crisis, every \u003cem data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e\"I'm absolutely fine\"\u003c\/em\u003e that very much wasn't fine, and still answers the phone when you ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eThey're not just your bridesmaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eThey're the person who'll remind you to eat breakfast, hold your bouquet while you panic, tell you your eyeliner looks great (even if you've cried it off twice) and quietly tell your weird uncle to do one if the situation calls for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eThat's emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k7y9b2\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eAlternative bridesmaids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4k33cu\" data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eMaid of Honour proposals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6o40f7\" data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003eYour emo best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cg4xch\" data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eThe friend who's been there since the MySpace days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hzjn99\" data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003eThe person who's survived every era of you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nobc6a\" data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eChosen family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1564\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2157\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI don't think bridesmaids are just the people who stand next to you in the photos.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2159\" data-end=\"2247\"\u003eThey're the people who've watched you cry over people who absolutely didn't deserve you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2299\"\u003eWho've helped bleach your hair in a tiny bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003eWho know exactly which Bring Me The Horizon song means you're having a bad day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2382\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003eWho'll hype you up before your first dance, carry safety pins in their handbag like it's an 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