{"product_id":"you-need-to-calm-down-its-just-your-birth-tay-card-funny-taylor-inspired-birthday-card-alternative-birthday-card","title":"You Need To Calm Down, It's Just Your Birth-Tay! Card | Funny Taylor-Inspired Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"515\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTrying to find a birthday card for a Taylor Swift fan is surprisingly difficult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"654\"\u003eYour choices are usually covered in glitter, song lyrics you've seen a hundred times or enough pastel butterflies to make your eyes hurt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eSometimes you just want something that gives a little nod to their favourite artist without looking like it came from the merch stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eThat's exactly where this card comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eInspired by one of the most iconic pop anthems of recent years, it's perfect for the friend who knows every bridge by heart, has a favourite era (and will happily tell you why it's the best one), and treats surprise album announcements like national holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003eBecause birthdays are dramatic enough already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zzryb4\" data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1183\"\u003eTaylor Swift fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qo7i7r\" data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003ePop music lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10ndv05\" data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eBest friends who deserve something a bit more original\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7656zj\" data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eBirthday gifts for the Swiftie in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14talzk\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates a good musical pun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1305\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1764\" 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