{"product_id":"youre-alright-i-suppose-card-funny-anniversary-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-dry-humour-greeting-card-alternative-card","title":"You're Alright, I Suppose Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Dry Humour Greeting Card | Alternative Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"223\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people write heartfelt essays in greetings cards.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"276\"\u003eI would rather be physically launched into the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eThis card is for those of us who show affection through relentless sarcasm and pretending we don't care that much. Which, let's be honest, is much healthier than admitting feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eIf they're one of your favourite humans, they'll know this is basically Shakespeare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"567\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ro41l0\" data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eYour best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jt5v36\" data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"596\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"titwr2\" data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"654\"\u003eYour partner (if your love language is taking the piss)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1f34jsf\" data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"665\"\u003eSiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lbl808\" data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"680\"\u003eWork friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4v1cls\" data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eThe emotionally unavailable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g7rwpj\" data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates painfully British levels of understatement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"2ovbmb\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"814\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"882\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"918\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003eI genuinely think saying \u003cem data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003e\"you're alright\"\u003c\/em\u003e is one of the highest compliments you can receive in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1212\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eIt's somehow warmer than \u003cem data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\"I love you\"\u003c\/em\u003e and more meaningful than \u003cem data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\"you're amazing.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eThis card is basically emotional vulnerability... in a disguise that won't make anyone cringe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sad Disco Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58430327783805,"sku":null,"price":3.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0327\/5246\/8104\/files\/Sad-Disco-Club-You_re-Alright-Card.png?v=1784292762","url":"https:\/\/saddiscoclub.com\/products\/youre-alright-i-suppose-card-funny-anniversary-card-sarcastic-birthday-card-dry-humour-greeting-card-alternative-card","provider":"Sad Disco Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}