{"product_id":"youre-my-favourite-emotional-support-human-card-funny-friendship-card-best-friend-card-thinking-of-you-card-emotional-support-card","title":"You're My Favourite Emotional Support Human Card | Funny Friendship Card | Best Friend Card | Thinking of You Card | Emotional Support Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"284\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI've never really understood why humans are expected to deal with life on their own.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eEveryone needs that one person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eThe one you send thirty-seven voice notes to instead of going to therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eThe one who gets a \u003cem data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e\"can I have your opinion on 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data-end=\"1074\"\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ulbljz\" data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eIncludes a coloured envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b7xpx2\" data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eProtected in a biodegradable cello bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"slq45r\" data-start=\"1287\" 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