{"product_id":"youre-still-cool-af-card-funny-birthday-card-sweary-birthday-card-alternative-greeting-card","title":"You're Still Cool AF Card | Funny Birthday Card | Sweary Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"411\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying birthday cards for genuinely cool people is harder than it should be.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eThe card aisle seems to think everyone over thirty suddenly develops an obsession with gardening, golf or prosecco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eSome people just... don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eThey still wear band t-shirts they've had for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eThey've somehow got cooler with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eAnd while everyone else is talking about sensible hobbies, they're still introducing you to new music and convincing you to come out for \"just one drink\" (which is almost never just one drink).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eThis card is for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"52sl3o\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"889\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i55k4b\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eYour effortlessly cool best mate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t01yrl\" data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eBirthdays without the cheesy clichés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ep4zs\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eMusic lovers, elder emos and alternative souls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8clvxo\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eThe friend who's ageing suspiciously well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jwlqe7\" data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eAnyone who's still got excellent taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe boring but useful bits\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hj9jfe\" data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eA5 greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1svyf07\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ePrinted to order by me in my Yorkshire studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18stchi\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003ePrinted on thick 350gsm matte cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19ajxrd\" data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jhgtr5\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eIncludes an envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iuj3dd\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eProtected in a self-seal cellophane bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1krim1e\" data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eColours may vary slightly from screen to print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14eucao\" data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1601\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003eHere's the thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1514\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEvery friendship group has one person who somehow refuses to become a proper adult.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eNot in a \"forgets to pay their council tax\" way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eMore in a \"still discovers incredible bands before everyone else, looks annoyingly good in leather jackets and somehow makes Docs work with absolutely everything\" kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eThis is the card you buy when \"Happy Birthday\" just doesn't quite cover it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1839\"\u003eBecause honestly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eGetting older is compulsory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eGetting boring is a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1975\"\u003eDesigned, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire 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