I’ve tried adulting for a while now and quite frankly, I’d like to speak to whoever approved this system.
There are bills. Admin. Emails. Things need cleaning again even though I literally just cleaned them. And apparently you have to decide what to have for dinner every single day?!
The Adulting: 1 Star sticker is for tired millennials, chaotic adults and anyone who spent their childhood thinking grown-ups knew what they were doing, only to discover we are all essentially just making it up as we go along.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, planner or somewhere visible while you ignore an important email for another three business days.
Finished with holographic sparkle because while adulthood may be deeply disappointing, the sticker doesn't have to be.
The important bits:
Original Sad Disco Club illustration
Holographic finish that catches the light 🌈
Designed and made by me in Yorkshire
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces
Overall adulting experience: ⭐☆☆☆☆
Care: They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.
Psst… One sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection. ✨
