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Bob Mortimer Inspired Lemon Curd Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | British Comedy Print | Colourful Kitchen Decor
Bob Mortimer Inspired Lemon Curd Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | British Comedy Print | Colourful Kitchen Decor
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Lemon Curd Is Lovely…
…but it puts inches on your hips.
If you know exactly whose voice you just read that in, welcome. You’re among friends.
Inspired by one of Bob Mortimer’s wonderfully ridiculous observations, this print is for people who appreciate the sort of humour that makes absolutely no sense… until somehow it does.
Featuring a retro-style lemon curd jar on a lovely lilac background, it’s bright, nostalgic and just the right amount of daft. Perfect for kitchens that have actual personality instead of fifty shades of greige.
Whether you’re building a gallery wall full of things that make you smile or you’re buying for someone who still quotes Would I Lie To You? on a weekly basis, this one’s got your name on it.
Who’s it perfect for?
✨ Bob Mortimer fans with an unhealthy collection of obscure references.
✨ Kitchens that deserve something a bit more exciting than a “Live Laugh Love” plaque.
✨ People who think the best home decor also doubles as a conversation starter.
✨ Housewarming gifts for mates who already own everything.
✨ Anyone who laughs every time they walk past the lemon curd aisle.
The important bits
- Printed on premium art paper with vibrant colours.
- Available in sizes from 5x7” right up to A1.
- Designed by one slightly chaotic human in Yorkshire (hello 👋).
- Frame not included.
Turns out lemon curd is lovely. Your walls should be too.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨

Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.